Planet Minecraft

Post your puns here.

Mine....
There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.

when a woman saw her first grey hair, she thought she'd dye

when a woman saw her first grey hair, she thought she'd dye

Now, didn't I see that joke at www.punoftheday.com

That wasn't berry funny, guys. Honestree, I'd love it if you guys wood make some really good puns. :3

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That wasn't berry funny, guys. Honestree, I'd love it if you guys wood make some really good puns. :3

Lawl

This isnt berry punny you guys, We need to take this up a Notch

Yes. Let's raise the bar. We'll need some jacks. Anyone have a deck of cards? If you do, you should replace it with wood like most people.

Lol

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

that was punny blackftw and watch tomska for funny puns

Like these comments!
Admit it, you're having a WHALE of a time!
Well, that krilled it.
Ok, I'm reely shore this will end soon.

that was punny blackftw and watch tomska for funny puns

Like these comments!
Admit it, you're having a WHALE of a time!
Well, that krilled it.
Ok, I'm reely shore this will end soon.