There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

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by creeperCarole » 6/17/2012

I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again for the new members:

NOBODY will "give" you a free minecraft premium account. There are NO websites that will give you a legitimate minecraft giftcode for a certain number of clicks. Do not ask, your post will only be trolled, then deleted.

NOBODY offers FREE SERVER HOSTING for huge amounts of slots. If any server host says "FREE HOSTING" they mean for a trial month or two before you are required to pay. Don't ask, your post will only be trolled. Then trolled some more. Then probably locked so people can read it and laugh at the trolling.

IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET AT HOME, you have no excuse to beg for money for someone to buy you a copy of Minecraft. Even CHEAP internet access is $15 a month. If you can afford $15 a month, you can afford $26 for the game. If you're not old enough to work, and your parents won't buy you a copy, do NOT ASK HERE. Save your birthday money. Ask for the game as a gift from your parents/family for your birthday/Christmas. Do NOT ask a bunch of total strangers for a copy, no matter how sad your story is. Trust me. You will be trolled within an inch of your life.

In this world, sad as it is, money is what makes the world work. Whenever anyone says they're giving you something for free, you REALLY need to ask yourself "Yeah, but what is it gonna COST me?" How about viruses, stolen passwords, unending spam, identity theft, bait & switch scams, and seriously bad feelings from your friends when you spam them with the same crap that suckered you in?

Don't post any of this crap here. Ever. Thanks.
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by SkinHugger » 6/17/2012

Ok!
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by LukeBaxter77 » 6/17/2012

To paraphrase Ocelot Your pretty good at stopping annoying people looking for freebies!

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by jackattack4000 » 6/17/2012

Well said.
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by Palaeos » 6/17/2012

Now if only reading was a thing that was more common. Now going back into fear Carole mode.
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by Zemor » 6/17/2012

*clap clap clap* Well done.
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by Canine28 » 6/17/2012

*throws a flower* Very well said.
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by Sack_Monger124 » 6/17/2012

thanks! that is soooo true!
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by nevermindstar » 6/17/2012

Agree
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by creeperCarole » 6/17/2012

I don't mean to scare you Pally, I really really don't.

It's just so... easy. ;)
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by Supershadowdan12 » 6/20/2012

Well said carole. If this doesn't scare them away from it, we'll need like, a ghost to shout it in there faces or something.
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by gbird99 » 6/20/2012

I wish more people would pay attention to these type of warnings *sigh*
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