Planet Minecraft

I'm a dwarf and my pickaxe
is destroying mountains in the north
everyday i find a shiny blue ore
I'm taller than a girl on jersey shore
I'm drinking beer
and i never use a shear
Becuse i use a shovel to dig
my mines are big
and i use a pickaxe to mine
I never see the sunshine.

I'm an Elf
and i'll heal myself.
When i'm in a fight
I will heal everybody
Day and night
It will always be a tree in sigh.

I'm a orc
Every elf dwarf and human is a dork
I'm big and green
Strong and mean
But i don't care if they hit me
10 vs me isnt fair
I would crush them with a chair.

I'm a human
Good looking and smart
Compared to orcs that just can fart
i could throw a dart
and it would hit your head
don't try to fight me cuz it will end with you dead.

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Derp?

lol i like that

lol i like that

Thank you!!!!

Haha genius man! simon should sing this!

... What does the third M in MMMO stand for?

Haha genius man! simon should sing this!

Thank you!

hehe

lol nice

Excuse meh? No ghosts? Oh my...looks as if I'll have to do it for you.

I used to be a human, but now I'm dead.
I'll use my epic weapons to smash your head.
It don't matter if you hit us
For we are the real winnahs.
Maybe you should pick a fight
With someone random like Tony Stark
And then you won't be beaten
Like a real cretin!

Haha genius man! simon should sing this!

This is what he should rap

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lol nice

Thank you!