Planet Minecraft

#2:A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?: The shopkeeper lied!

No that isn't right. The real answer is that no one ever said anything

#2:A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

Derp. The parrot is deaf.

can i suggest a riddle?

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

My answer: a river.

I've already posted this riddle in my last hub, but you are always welcome to post more.

Twas the night of the day
in which I must relay
that in which I took part in.
For the sun was out
and without so much as a shout
he quietly went in.
Twas ever so queer
I thought he would leer
but never a word did I get in.
For without another word
(at least that's what I heard)
He was back to the place he'd been in.

What am I?

Hint: it has to do with the sun.

Post your riddle here and see if I can solve it!

This isn't mine, but it's quite good.

It fell from a star,
But not very far.
It seems to fly
Above you and I.
Look further down to see
Cousin Jay below us three.
Jump down further to see an empty space.
Tell me what "it" is, and where is this place?

Twas the night of the day
in which I must relay
that in which I took part in.
For the sun was out
and without so much as a shout
he quietly went in.
Twas ever so queer
I thought he would leer
but never a word did I get in.
For without another word
(at least that's what I heard)
He was back to the place he'd been in.

What am I?

Uhhhh...Like the sun getting covered? An eclipse?

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

This is the easiest thing ever.
NOTHING.

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

This is the easiest thing ever.
NOTHING.

Well, yeah. ><

The first 2 letters of this English word refer to a male, the first three refer to a female, the first 4 to a great man and the whole word is a great woman. What is the word?

Someone'll get this, too.