People who Support Donald Trump

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The Cleveland Show

T.V. Shows Meant for Adults but Kids Watch Anyways!

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Yea I screwed up. Haven't seen that episode in ages.

Adult Swim

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Family guy

Super Wacky Inflatable Arm Waving Tubeman!

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Sending an Eevee through Wonder Trade and getting an Eevee back.

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When a Call of Duty player gets a knife.

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Wondertrade Trolling.

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Bless you

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A list of horrible puns.

What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange Is The New Black. Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee." How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy? "Let me see your birth certificate". If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades! El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump. What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!" Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts. Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President? By hunting and killing their own hair piece. Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary. Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination. Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost." What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head! What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats? Donald Trump. What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again. What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts. What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed. Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet? Meat and Democrats! How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan. What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay? The League of Extraordinary Con Men. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly? Hair Force One! What did rural America tell Donald Trump? You're Hired. How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you? Cause your the only one Hair. Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump? Because you better duck when he's pissed. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? "The erection is rigged!" Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house. What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower? No way Hose A. How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin. Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home! What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common? They both whine alot! Why does Trump love the poorly educated? Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton". El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth. What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes? Answer: The back of his head. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up. What do you call the Michael Moore film about Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Joe Arpaio? Three Ami-egos. What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump? Snow White Supremacist. How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events. Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs? Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator. How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself! Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer. What does GOP stand for? Grabs Our Pussy. Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio? Because he has such yuuuuge fans! Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans? Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal. What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan? "A complex world demands complex hair." Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination. How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention? By relocating it to a casino! Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall. Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all. What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown? Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head. What is Donald Trumps favorite song? ICE ICE Baby...... Why does Donald Trump feel he can understand the average man and become president? "When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off." What do Donald Trump, Dale Earnhardt & Pink Floyd have in common? THE WALL What's the difference between Donald Trump and a sewage plant? Nothing they're both full of shit!. How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books? It starts on Chapter 11. Can I tell you a joke about the wall? Never mind you won't get over it. Did you hear about the new Netflix series with Donald Trump? It's called "Orange is the New Racist". What does Trumps hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole. Why don't black cats cross Trump's path? Because they are afraid of pussy grabbers. Why does Donald Trump pick his nose? Because he's the boogeyman. You know what Trump has besides money? A barber with a sense of humor. What elephant ran for president? Donald Trunk What does Donald Trump and a pornstar have in common? They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera. Why isn't it surprising that Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States? Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home! Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat they both fall off who gets saved? America! Have you seen the Clint Eastwood film about Donald Trump? It's called "Billion Dollar Cry Baby". What do presidents jump on? A trumpoline! What do you call it, when a brainless creature takes over the world? The Trump-ocalypse. Trump: Hispanics and "Never Trump", I don't want to taco bout it. Reporter: "How about your tax returns?" Trump: "Nacho Business" How is this possible? Whenever I say something bad, I get in trouble. Whenever Donald Trump says something bad, he gets more supporters. Jeb Bush: "My brother kept us safe". Donald Trump: "Yeah, from 9/11, Katrina, the Great Recession, and thousands of amputations from IEDs after illegally invading Iraq without an exit strategy." 9/11 Never Forget 11/9 Always Regret I don't always insult entire nations, but when I do it's with Trumped-up charges. American Criminals flee to Mexico and Mexican criminals flee to America.....Everybody needs to comb down. I wonder if Donald Trumps Secret Service codename is "walnut". So when he enters a room the Secret Service can say "The wall nut has arrived." Donald J Trump's penis is Yuuuugggeee. Cause he's using it to f@%k the entire Republican party. If Donald Trump loses the election, he doesn't need a concession speech, just a walk of atonement. Donald Trump is a builder, he's going to use the vast resources of the United States government to build a wall to protect our citizens, build a strong middle class, and most importantly build a machine to cure male pattern baldness. If Donald Trump wins the election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. Donald Trump is a successful investor........in the laughing stock market. Donald trump hairline is receding faster than the shoreline on the 18th tee at his golf course in Ireland. Trump hates illegals, Carson hates Muslims, Fiorina hates women, Huckabee hates gays, and Jeb hates questions about his idiot brother. That Awkward moment when you actually want to vote for Donald Trump. If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb Trump's ego and jump down to his I.Q. Donald Trump loves the "poorly educated" so much, that when he's president there will be more of them than ever. How can Donald Trump be hostile to people of color when he himself is orange? Donald Trump wants to control the country even though he can't control his hair. I heard Donald Trump wants to deport criminals.....Great when does he leave. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to paint a man orange and convince the world he was going to be president of America! Donald J. Trump became president and started combating environmental disasters, annihilating sexual assault and battery, and zapped abortion in America. Unfortunately in the morning the dream was over. Trump has been counting his protesters as supporters. No wonder why he thinks they're in the thousands. Donald Trump wants to build a great Wall between Mexico and the United States of America... and if he does then Canada will need one too. If Donald Trump had a sense of humor, he would die laughing after looking in the mirror. The only reason Donald Trump cares about the popular vote (and claims millions of illegals voted) is because it has the word popular in it. I went to my hairstylist and requested the "Donald". She asked "What's That?" I said "Shaggy hair with a gay combover" That awkward moment Donald Trump watches Zootopia and realizes its a metaphor about his campaign. Donald Trump, at a campaign stop in the midwest, promised to rebuild titties and make Detroit the motorboat city. Donald trump and my child's diaper needs to be changed often. And for the same reason! I heard Donald Trump is going to build a wall with all the bricks the 76ers laid tonight. Trump and Pence or as I like to call them "Dumb and Dumb Hair" Yo momma so ugly, Donald Trump tried to disconnect her from the internet. Donald Trump wants to remake America in his own image, and when the mushroom clouds lift he will have done just that. Donald Trump makes Archie Bunker look like a Democrat!

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Horrible Trump jokes.

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