Announcement: Yes, Minecraft.net is having issues. _Please_ don't post threads about it!

Create Account or Sign In

Planet Minecraft

Supporting the Addiction!

The Joke Hub [Official]

So popular, we had to create a section for it! Post your hubs here.
Post a reply

Post Permalink
by Zemor » 5/20/2012

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.
Image
User avatar
Zemor
Level 26
Expert Nerd
Posts: 4187
Joined: 8/14/11
Says: You can't triple stamp a double stamp.
Top

Post Permalink
by TheDreamLord » 5/20/2012

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate milk.
TheDreamLord
Level 1
New Miner
Posts: 16
Joined: 5/19/12
Top

Post Permalink
by MrQazDucky » 5/20/2012

Hey guys, what is blue and fluffy?
Image
User avatar
MrQazDucky
Level 21
Expert Creeper
Posts: 184
Joined: 4/6/12
Location: Outside Your Window
Says: "I'm Eggscellent Bro"
Top

Post Permalink
by GinKurama » 5/20/2012

Cookie Man...
User avatar
GinKurama
Level 1
New Miner
Posts: 1967
Joined: 4/21/12
Says: You look at me. I look at you. You talk to me.I kill you.
Top

Post Permalink
by IronToastBot » 5/20/2012

MrQazDucky wrote:Hey guys, what is blue and fluffy?

I don't know, but I will attempt my best guesses.
Apples?
Water?
Telescopes?
Bees?
Gold?
Am I getting close?
Impossible?
"Looks like three ski enthusiasts have just withdrawn their hard earned wages from the bank. Better get down there. Safely!" - Captain Punch
User avatar
IronToastBot
Level 49
Master Sailor
Posts: 644
Joined: 6/11/11
Location: Going down with the ship.
Says: Wiener doesn't mean winner, it means sausage! ;_;
Minecraft: IronToastBot
Top

Post Permalink
by GinKurama » 5/20/2012

Roses are red

Violets are black

I am sleepy

Lets drink our own piss
User avatar
GinKurama
Level 1
New Miner
Posts: 1967
Joined: 4/21/12
Says: You look at me. I look at you. You talk to me.I kill you.
Top

Post Permalink
by Raj_The_Scourge » 5/20/2012

crimsoncreeper13 wrote:When life gives you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies
When life gives you lemons chuck them back and yell "i wanted oranges!"
When life gives you strawberries, you let it go everything is just sweet, until it goes rotten.

Well, I say check what I say.
<---------
User avatar
Raj_The_Scourge
Level 4
Apprentice Warrior
Posts: 762
Joined: 4/24/12
Location: You're a stalker.
Says: something witty usually.
Minecraft: Raj_The_Scourge
mc_server: minecraftrpg.us
Top

Post Permalink
by MrQazDucky » 5/20/2012

Answer:
Spoiler
Blue Fluff :P
Image
User avatar
MrQazDucky
Level 21
Expert Creeper
Posts: 184
Joined: 4/6/12
Location: Outside Your Window
Says: "I'm Eggscellent Bro"
Top

Post Permalink
by MrQazDucky » 5/20/2012

IronToastBot wrote:
MrQazDucky wrote:Hey guys, what is blue and fluffy?

I don't know, but I will attempt my best guesses.
Apples?
Water?
Telescopes?
Bees?
Gold?
Am I getting close?


Not really, look at the answer.
Image
User avatar
MrQazDucky
Level 21
Expert Creeper
Posts: 184
Joined: 4/6/12
Location: Outside Your Window
Says: "I'm Eggscellent Bro"
Top

Post Permalink
by evilcake567 » 5/20/2012

why did the chicken cross the road...he needed to get to work and get money for his pregnant wife 8-)
Image
User avatar
evilcake567
Level 17
Journeyman Geek
Posts: 501
Joined: 10/11/11
Top

Post Permalink
by Drwolfe777 » 5/20/2012

What did the block say to the other block?


Spoiler
Nothing......
This is a legit Signature...UMAD?
User avatar
Drwolfe777
Level 1
New Explorer
Posts: 103
Joined: 5/2/12
Location: Earth
Says: "Thought i could make that."
Minecraft: Drwolfe778
mc_server: Chaincraft
Top

Post Permalink
by sdid20000 » 5/21/2012

When life gives you lemons, make GRAPE juice.
And let the world wonder how you did it.


Wise words...
[insert cool signature here]
What if I dont have one??
Too bad.
-sdid20000
sdid20000
Level 22
Expert Nerd
Posts: 111
Joined: 4/28/12
Top
PreviousNext

Return to Hubs

Powered by phpBB