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Villagers are Satanists and Illuminati :O

Caporal Dxl's Avatar Caporal Dxl9/4/15 3:41 am
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Hey guys, CaporalDxl here and today I bring you two blogs about Villagers. You will be amazed and terrified. Check 'em out: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/vil ... uminati-o/ and http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/vil ... -o-part-2/

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. If you have even more proof, it'll be appreciated
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09/05/2015 3:49 pm
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Chron
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Yeah this thread has spiraled out of control, not that it was ever in control in the first place. I'll be looking through it soon. /lock
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09/05/2015 3:46 pm
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Satanists Confirmed.
Yeah why not Illuminati?

they took over minecraft Once. so it counts as Illuminati
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09/05/2015 3:48 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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You're my man!
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09/05/2015 10:29 am
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Hydraheads
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It doesn't matter who agrees with who, who believes and who doesn't. It's happening and there's no preventing it. They're going to make their first move on the 11th! How controversial! But they hide it under the guise of being the release date of Mario Maker. Yeah, right.

Edit: Also, they are selling stuff without a vendor's license. That explains a lot.
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09/05/2015 3:40 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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O_O Omg you're so right. But first, check out this blog: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/are ... that-rare/
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09/05/2015 4:04 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Lol miss quote
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09/05/2015 2:47 am
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guestds
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im all alone.... why nobody be votes with meh.. mines only 1 vote.... im sad....
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09/05/2015 3:42 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Don't worry. Illuminati are with you all the time
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09/05/2015 1:23 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Buuump.Illuminati confirmed!
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09/04/2015 3:46 pm
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Stubbs1
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Don't get me wrong but is this a joke? Or are you actually serius? o:
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09/04/2015 3:52 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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Ofcourse this is a joke come on how would you think this is serious my god What did you say?! If this was a joke, it would have 300 diamonds not 4! I am helping all Minecrafters out there survive and you think this is funny?! Well, good luck handling this Armageddon!
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09/04/2015 3:09 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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I just wanted to thank you all for the pop-reel also I will be making a series finale very soon. Stay pumped, it'll come in the days to come!
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09/04/2015 2:18 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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Illuminati bump
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09/04/2015 11:15 am
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RenegadeRad
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This is fun
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09/04/2015 12:14 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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Thanks, appreciated!
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09/04/2015 11:00 am
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Valar_Morghulis
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Someone please pour acid into my eyes.
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09/04/2015 12:13 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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*pours acid into her eyes* Anything else, ma'am?
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09/04/2015 10:18 am
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oh_wow333
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Is this a joke?
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09/04/2015 10:23 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Ofcourse, silly The villagers are gonna end our world and you think this is a joke. Well good luck surviving the Armageddon, friend!
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09/04/2015 10:37 am
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oh_wow333
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I knew it Oh no! RUN!
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09/04/2015 9:27 am
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09/04/2015 9:38 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Lol this is just for the lolz. Btw, I think you should read this post before saying bad things about their trades: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/are ... that-rare/
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09/04/2015 9:43 am
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09/04/2015 9:45 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Have fun searching for villages and finding trades
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09/04/2015 8:05 am
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Hydraheads
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They pray to the devil for demonic guardians in the form of golems, host intentionally poor trades, and horde an endless amount of emeralds. Why do you think Minecraft rains too much? Obviously because they are polytheistic and worship every demon in the Nether. Sure mindless zombies attack them. But skeletons......they are intelligent enough to know that villagers are serving their masters. And the scariest part is they can survive without food and maintain 20 health. Also, why is it that some villagers live in houses with doors blocked with gravel? Obviously they have some secret illuminati meetings in those.
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09/04/2015 9:19 am
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jeeperscreeper77
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I knew it! I bet they worship the wither, that would make sense because the skeletons don't attack them! I knew it!
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09/04/2015 8:32 am
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Caporal Dxl
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You're my man! I'll update my blog whenever I will be able too. I am kinda on a rush now tho.
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09/04/2015 8:04 am
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LetsGoTrippin
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Just...just...just NO.
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09/04/2015 8:33 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Why no bro?!
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09/04/2015 9:12 am
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LetsGoTrippin
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I'm sorry, but it's the most ludicrous, illogical and childish thing I've ever seen since I found out that a FNaF movie was being made.
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09/05/2015 4:15 am
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They're making a FNAF movie!

However there is nothing childish about the illuminati. Especially if they have entered our favourite game.[/quote][/quote]
#quoteepicfail seriously what is going on. Are you just agreeing with me?
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09/05/2015 3:52 am
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They're making a FNAF movie!

However there is nothing childish about the illuminati. Especially if they have entered our favourite game.
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09/05/2015 3:38 pm
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Caporal Dxl
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[/quote]
#quoteepicfail seriously what is going on. Are you just agreeing with me?[/quote]
#quoteepicfail indeed. I don't even know what I did there xD
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09/04/2015 9:23 am
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Caporal Dxl
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It's meant to be ridiculous! Also, I don't like FNaF.
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09/04/2015 10:38 am
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LetsGoTrippin
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Oh...okay. I don't like FNaF either. Sorry.
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09/04/2015 10:40 am
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Caporal Dxl
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FNaF FTPOD (for the pit of death )
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09/04/2015 6:09 am
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Latiodile
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No option for " whatever" or "it doesnt mqtter"? because if you were to add one it would get more votes... but theres also the thing of not voting :/ that also works.

Also why? Just why. Why would a theory like this be pulled out from some bulbous nosed squidward man... whats the real point of making these theories for villagers?
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09/04/2015 6:32 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Then why call them squidwards or testificates? These blogs and blogs like these in general are meant (in this case, for example) to amuze, and in other cases to scare people (like that theory with the meteor that will destroy Earth).
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09/04/2015 7:16 am
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Latiodile
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Because calling them squidward is better than calling them satanists... and technically they are actually called testificates :/ and i dont think so much for scaring... its a minecraft blog... not a creepypasta... and its minecraft
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09/04/2015 7:45 am
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Caporal Dxl
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They're not actually testificates. That is false. Also, this is not meant for scaring, this is meant for amusing!
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09/04/2015 6:00 am
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if you watch explodingtnt's video about why villagers dont have arms it has more evidence
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09/04/2015 6:32 am
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Caporal Dxl
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Thx for the tip!
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