Planet Minecraft

I dont feel any beter than you waskomsauce

well you should you have never had a joke about having sex with a ninetales tossed at you its not easy i work with a bunch of dirty minds

oh and btw the last joke fell like 3 days ago it was something like this

(friend)""hey dude got a little gift for you to make up for you know the jokes hahaha""

(me)""oh really i am not getting tricked again pal""

(friend)""whoa whoa whoa why so hostile i am being nice""

(me)""fine what is this "gift" you speak of""

(friend)""well its more of a little help you know in the bed room""

(friend grabs a box drops it and runs)

(friend yelling from far away)""hahah have fun with her""

yeah and the box was a.... well lets just say it was a little friend in the form of a must be filled with air "item" that....

oh WTH here goes it was a ninetales blow up doll that he droped and ran from i grabed him and gave him a good beating for that he gets a hardy har har from it i get to beat his a** for it yeah thats a good and bad day

for now my office co-workers have a photo of me holding a box that clearly says

(have fun with this ninetailed creature shes a real "fire"cracker in the bedroom)

please don't let a kid see this post

oh and i forgot one thing about this story the guy was thinking about it later and said sorry about the joke but then he gave me a look.... like an evil grin or something

the next day i get this over night box in the mail my GF is home atm and she gets it
yeah real funny he puts a note in the box maybe your GF will like this thing hahahahaahahahaha

bad thing is she did not think i was weird having the dream and said even if i have a fantasy about sex with a ninetales she would not think i was weird

i think i GF is a nutbar like really crazy like bats**t crazy

I had a dream tonight where my cat died, it was wierd, it was somehow in the future, where my cat is 9 years old, but i didn't look any different than i am now. 0.o
It wasn't the wierdest dream i ever had, but i did see it tonight, so i wanted to tell it.
The wierdest one happened when i was 5, all the teachers were playing like little kids, but we were just standing and watching.

Super, your dream about the rock, well, that just means that your head received damage when in your subconscious. Many people have that dream.

Hmm do you mean to say that every time I've had that dream something has been hitting me in the head as I sleep? ;_;

Or do you mean a head injury at a young age

Another short dream i had was i was going to bed and i see a ufo... i ask my grandma WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT UFO!? she just responded its just the Bermuda triangle so i get in bed and someone punches me in the chest! I woke up actually feeling a punch in the chest but nobody was there... freaked me out

you freaked me out and i can look outside and see a bright light
I'm scared easily REAL easily

Don't play SCP Containment Breach or SCP-087-B then ;_;

Whats that?

Well, ch00b, either one really. You said that was your first dream? It is probably that you suffered a head injury, and as you drift into your subconscious, your mind is recollecting that event. Or you could have a bad mattress.

Whats that?

Google it : P

Well, ch00b, either one really. You said that was your first dream? It is probably that you suffered a head injury, and as you drift into your subconscious, your mind is recollecting that event. Or you could have a bad mattress.

It was the first one I ever recall happening, when I was born, my brother (about 1 and a half at the time) hit me over the head with a bottle, that could be it XD

Do yhu want me to tell you about my other dream? ^.^

If you want, I wish to learn all about your very interesting sub-conscious, so I can create an exact clone of you, and send them out to kill you, and become the you of your family, and be my spy.

thanks for making feel better about my freak show of a life people you showed me no one cares if my GF is a freka and i have jerk friends yay i am somewhat normal

i guess being a furry people half think i am going to come out saying i wish i had a (BLEEP) buddy ninetales anyway so i guess its just one more thing people can learn about me later that i am no freak i am normal more normal then my GF anyway hahaha

Whats that?

Google it : P

I watched a video and i s*** my pants 0-0 who would even play that... scarier than amnesia

I had a dream... *Sniffle*. The worst nightmare ever. I was... A normal person and.... I DIDN'T KILL ANGELS. *Cries*.