Waskomsause wrote:Acertony wrote:I dont feel any beter than you waskomsauce
well you should you have never had a joke about having sex with a ninetales tossed at you its not easy i work with a bunch of dirty minds
oh and btw the last joke fell like 3 days ago it was something like this
(friend)""hey dude got a little gift for you to make up for you know the jokes hahaha""
(me)""oh really i am not getting tricked again pal""
(friend)""whoa whoa whoa why so hostile i am being nice""
(me)""fine what is this "gift" you speak of""
(friend)""well its more of a little help you know in the bed room""
(friend grabs a box drops it and runs)
(friend yelling from far away)""hahah have fun with her""
yeah and the box was a.... well lets just say it was a little friend in the form of a must be filled with air "item" that....
oh WTH here goes it was a ninetales blow up doll that he droped and ran from i grabed him and gave him a good beating for that he gets a hardy har har from it i get to beat his a** for it yeah thats a good and bad day
for now my office co-workers have a photo of me holding a box that clearly says
(have fun with this ninetailed creature shes a real "fire"cracker in the bedroom)
please don't let a kid see this post
oh and i forgot one thing about this story the guy was thinking about it later and said sorry about the joke but then he gave me a look.... like an evil grin or something
the next day i get this over night box in the mail my GF is home atm and she gets it
yeah real funny he puts a note in the box maybe your GF will like this thing hahahahaahahahaha
bad thing is she did not think i was weird having the dream and said even if i have a fantasy about sex with a ninetales she would not think i was weird
i think i GF is a nutbar like really crazy like bats**t crazy