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Necro-Posting

what would happen if i bought the game:

-add unicorns
-ban the eula changes
-make getting mods a one step thing
-ban players if the say budder right away
-add more dragons
-add so much more detailed trees/ biomes
-add new worlds
-add cool shaders like SUES
-maybe make a mode where herobrine can come
-add dual weilds
-add a system to find out how to craft stuff (I AM A NOOB)
-add better a better moving system maybe implement smart moving.

And thats all for me

What if I bought Mojang?

- Ay, let's take the player's opinion on what to add.
- Revert the EULA changes!

What if Smosh bought Minecraft?
Features: Ghosts!
Pokemon trading cards!
Molester Moon!
Disguise!
Flying cats?
And add spacs to your name, they would say your name sucks...

What if I bought Mojang?
I would add:
More potatoes
Magic potatoes
Enchantable potatoes
Hostile potatoes
Passive potatoes

YAY I rivived the post by just qouting a post! Horray Me!

If Hasbro bought Minecraft:

+Replace all mobs with ponies
+New brony mob
-Removed all people that don't like My Little Pony

Oh please no

If McDonalds Bought Minecraft:
Added:
BigMac, Chicken Nuggets Fries Pepsi Egg Muffin (
New Mob Clown

If Apple bought Minecraft.

Advert: Buy iMinecraft for only 800 dollars!
New rules:
You cannot make mods or texturepacks, only Apple can!
Every Skin on any site costs 1-5 dollars.

If Telltale bought Minecraft:
Graphics and textures will change to that style they use on Walking Dead and Wolf Among us. No Free Roam. Story Based only.

if Electronic Arts, or EA, bought MInecraft:

- EVERYTHING would be paid! something like"
- Want a skin change? $1000
- Want to play online? $10000
- Want to play the demo? $1
- Want to log in to your account? $100000
- Want to log OUT of your account? $100000
- Want to do what you want? $10000000
- Want us to stop draining the money from you? NO WAY.

That's it. Although a LITTLE bit of it is exaggerated.

facebook...

Iiiffff...... Kim Jong-Un bought minecraft:
-Instead of villages, concentration camps
-You wouldn't be able to move, he'd have to move you
-Zombies are policemen
-And you're not allowed to play if your country is in United Nations!

If Opera bought Minecraft..

Diamonds everywhere!

You get a diamond house, you get a diamond house, YOU ALL GET A DIAMOND HOUSE!

If Disney bought Minecraft:
- Want to place cool blocks? Place them now for only £5 a month!
- Want armor? You need to be a member!

If Valve bought Minecraft...

..Changelog:
+ Added hats that you can wear on your head instead of armour [no protection added]
+ Added crates and keys
+ Added Steam functions (server search, in-game store, item server)
+ Added customized weapons
+ Added item coloring
+ Added metal (scrap, reclaimed, refined)
+ Added Humann Versus Villager
+ Added trading
* Fixed item renaming - now costs 0.10$

...and so on...

Google!
-Added Google+ (REQUIRED TO CHAT!!!)

If SEGA bought Minecraft:

Minecraft 2.0: Revolutionary features added!
Minecraft 3.0: More of the same, really, save for the new powerups.
Minecraft 4.0 & Steve: Truly the full version of 3.0, includes the ability to play 2.0 with 3.0 style player.
Minecraft 5.0 - Adventure: Adds hub worlds, more free-roaming, but many people hate it, and it divides the fans.
Minecraft 6.0 - Adventure 2: Removes hub worlds, adds two more characters with unique gametypes you switch throughout the world.
Minecraft 7.0 - Heroes: Adds teams.
Minecraft 8.0 - Dark N' Edgy: Adds guns, vehicles, and demons
Minecraft 9.0 - Minecraft: Adds ability to fall through floors
Minecraft 10.0 - Unleashed: Adds Weresteve, removes free-roaming, adds boost that gets you anywhere you go.
Minecraft 11.0 - Minecraft 4.0 Episode 1 - Returns to 2.0 formula, removes many biomes, adds un-ducking.
Minecraft 12.0 - Colors: Removes Weresteve, adds Colored Aliens
Minecraft 13.0 - Generations: Adds ability to play as 1.0 Steve!
Minecraft 14.0 - Minecraft 4.0 Episode 2 - Adds more unique biomes, removes un-ducking
Minecraft 15.0 - Lost World: Adds ability to run up walls, removes boost
And the upcoming Minecraft 16.0 - Adds odd-looking animation and character design.

This is funny, but 2 different companies. :3 Black Ops and Ghosts were different companies, saddly The Ghosts quality dropped

What if Google bought Mojang?

- Link your MC account to Google Plus!
- Share what your doing with Google Plus!
- Use google plus!
*Tries to unsync google plus*
- New update! Can't unsync google plus!

This is what happened with youtube :3

if _UltraPro_ buys mojang....

there would be these green things that run around stalking you, with tnt inside so if they get...OH thats a creeper NVM!!!

If Activision bought Minecraft:

2014 - Minecraft 2! New campaign mode and prettier graphics!
2015 - Minecraft 3! Improved campaign mode, required voice chat, prettier graphics!
2016 - Minecraft 4: Modern Crafter! Takes everything to a whole new level!
2017 - Minecraft: Craft at War! Same game, but with prettier graphics.
2018 - Minecraft: Modern Crafter 2! Same game, but with prettier graphics.
2019 - Minecraft: Block Ops! Same game, but with prettier graphics.
2020 - Minecraft: Modern Crafter 3! Same game, but with prettier graphics.
2021 - Minecraft: Block Ops 2! Same game, but with prettier graphics.
2022 - Minecraft: Ghasts! Same game, but with prettier graphics.
2023 - Minecraft: Next-Gen Only! Eh... you get it now.

What if i bought mojang?

ADDED
-An add song menu, that allows you to add any music you want.
-Way for people to call in-game using microphones
-New Mobs
-New Gamemode (Quests,rewards,etc.)
-Machines from most of the feed-the-beast modpacks
-New Minecraft Launcher
-New Animations (Including the animated player mod)
-Alot of new biomes
-Aether (the opposite of the nether0
-New Types Of Foods (Burgers,Pizza,Icecream,etc.)
-New Ways To Make Food (Some sort of baking machine,etc.)
-Better Textures
-Reduce Game Price
-Allow Cracked (People who didnt buy minecraft) to change skins,etc.
-More Achievements in Singleplayer, by achieving high achievements you get your own cape based on that achievement.
-Add Pandora as an in-game option
-Computers (acts as real computers)
- And Many More! xD

What if I bought mojang?

Play.minecraft.net Would point to my future hub!

ADDED
-Custom .mp3's on server
-Command block's with support for multiple commands!

What if RockStar (Maker of Grand Theft Auto) bought Minecraft

New Roleplay Selection (Missions,Jobs,etc...)
Added Guns
New Name (MineStar)
Added Blood
Added Cars
Added Tanks
Added New Maps

If Valve bought mojang
+Added Heavyweapons guy mob that shouts stupid things
-Minecraft now can only be played on steam
+Added spycrab
+Added robots
+Added guns
+Added bosses
+Added Ghastly Gibus
Mah gawd thats somewhat of alot

What If Activision Bought Minecraft?

Update 2.3 Changelog:
-Changed graphics so that everything is smoother, but it only really looks good if all your settings are turned up to the highest level, even if your computer dies.
-Added 23 new guns (up from 14 last update)
-Changed name to Mine of Duty
-Vanilla multiplayer servers will now automatically default to preconfigured team deathmatch mode
-Added live and uncensored voice chat (find out how many eleven year olds have slept with your mother!)

"There will be no more updates! However, you can wait until our next title comes out in 8 months - Mine Of Duty 2: Miner Warfare
// The MoD and MoD2:MW Teams //

Yep, just wait for THAT to happen.

macdonalds+bugerking+mojang=BigMacWhopper8BitCubularBurger

EA............
You know what would happen

DICE bought minecraft.

There would be objectives, there would be guns, there would be helichoppers.

Jameadon112Hi guys ! I have uploaded my first PMC project, Mind checking it out ? http://www.planetminecraft.com/project/suiren/ Im new to pmc, so would you mind diamonding, subbing and liking it ? Thanks in advance !

Sort of a bad place to advertise it.

What if EA Bought Mojang....

If Microsoft brought Mojang's Minecraft
*ahem*

The Blue Update
-Added a new mob called "Computers"
-Removed Mac OSX Compatibility
-Added Minecraft in the windows store
-Changed Minecraft logo to Windows logo
-Added Xbox One
-Changed all mob skins to have a Windows logo
-Added skype block to skype other people <--- That I want
-Added Minecraft to the microsoft website
-Made Notch work at Microsoft <--

What if Bethesda bought Mojang,

You'd start out as a prisoner.

What If I bought Mojang?

It would be Freakin amazing!!!1

What if I bought minecraft

-Modding/Plugin api would be finished
-Herobrine would be added

What if SquareEnix bought Minecraft:

+Skills system to minecraft:Speed,Strength,Intelligence and Resistence.
+Lots of new legendary and rare swords and bows added
+Lots of new dungeons and bosses.
+Story added with prophecies and stuff
+Unlockable characters that join your party
+Mythological mobs such as:Medusa,Cyclops,Orc,Troll,Goblin,etc.

Kinda good!=D

If Justin Bieber bought Mojang:

Changlog:

- Added Drugs
- Added Swag
- Name changed to CanadaCraft

Crafterkid123Gaming*Put Headcrabs On Zombies And Make It So A Headcrab Spawns When A Zombie Is Killed Without A Headshot

Wait, does that actually happen? I need that game....

If Valve Bought Minecraft:

*Removed All References To The Number "3"

*Added Headcrabs*

*Added 3D Hl2 Guns

*Added Mobs From HL2

*Added City 17 Biome

*Put Headcrabs On Zombies And Make It So A Headcrab Spawns When A Zombie Is Killed Without A Headshot

*added alyx mob, sorta like caroline from the caroline mod but more badass and smart

*added boats

*added HEV

*added HEV and health chargers

*added "Annoying" Squad Members (i dont get why theyre fucking annoying)

*added xen dimension

*added nihanilith

*Full On Added Herobrine, But Name Changed To HeroBREEN And He Looks Like That Bastard Wallace Breen From HL2

*Added HeroBREEN Boss Fight Where He Sends Combine Soldiers While You Try To Blow Up The Citadel Core And KIll Him

*Intergrated LambdaCraft To Vanilla

*Added an alternate variation of the iron sword called the crowbar.

and thats it, basicly awesome

What if [ Infinity Ward and Treyarch] bought Mojang?
its would turn into another call of duty game but instead with everything blocks.

What if Pewdiepie bought minecraft?

-Added jumpscares
-Added screams
-Added pedobear chasing you
-Added rage
-Added frustrating deaths

What if Mario bought Mojang?

Changelog:

-Added Platformer mode
-Added new player model l(With mustache!)
-Removed Survival Mode
-Added Herobrine (Because Mario doesn't know who he is so..)

What if Japan bought Mojang?

-New Update
Added Features:
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime
-Anime

if ea bought it i would quit minecraft and make my own free to play game and share it with pmc so
ea would hopefully go bankrupt with all their dlcs

What if Heroes of Newerth Bought Mojang?!

What if Audi bought Mojang:

In game cars modeled to look like audis


IRL cars designed to look like mobs XD (i wish)