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What is the most idiotic thing you have said?

Morneite's Avatar Morneite4/21/14 9:46 am
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5/5/2014 5:22 am
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So i just made this post because hell, why not?
So, the basics are to tell me and the rest of the world, what is the most stupid thing you have ever said? You could have just blurted it out uncontrollably, it could've been some random thing you've said straight from the top of your head, or it could've been deliberate! So, what's your most idiotic response?

Mine is "THERE'S A CHICKEN ACROSS THE ROAD FROM THAT BAKERY!"
We were at camp and i had barely gotten any sleep. when i'm tired, i go insane.
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05/05/2014 5:22 am
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Someone didn't heed the warning *evil cackle*
Sorry guys, locked. In future no profanity, ok?
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05/05/2014 3:43 am
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the time i said

Mummy to the teacher O_O -no- this -no- im outta here....
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05/05/2014 3:43 am
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KawaiiMiku
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"i can't wait for the attack on titan dub"
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05/05/2014 3:35 am
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MalMal12
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I was having a dissagreement with someone and so I screamed "SILENCE YOU SWINE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO LICK THE SLIME FROM MY HOBNAIL BOOTS"
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05/05/2014 12:08 am
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DalekPotatoSo i just made this post because hell, why not?
So, the basics are to tell me and the rest of the world, what is the most stupid thing you have ever said? You could have just blurted it out uncontrollably, it could've been some random thing you've said straight from the top of your head, or it could've been deliberate! So, what's your most idiotic response?

Mine is "THERE'S A CHICKEN ACROSS THE ROAD FROM THAT BAKERY!"
We were at camp and i had barely gotten any sleep. when i'm tired, i go insane.

Only that is the weirdest thing? You are TOO SANE.
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05/04/2014 11:59 pm
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Tylern64
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The most stupid thig ive evere said is "do that again and ill rip your face off eat it throw it up feed it to my dog who will throw it up and then shove it down your throat" i said this when somebody was iritating me
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05/05/2014 12:09 am
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milkcascade
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To me, that's like a sane man walking in a shop.
Too sane. XD
I am soooo weird
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05/04/2014 11:39 pm
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Chron
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Teacher: What countries are in the United Kingdom?
Me: England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales!

... My friends will not let me forget that. I'm #1 in my class.
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05/04/2014 11:27 pm
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Waiter: "Here's your food!"
Me: "You're Welcome"
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05/04/2014 11:25 pm
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TheDiam0ndCreeper
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Probably just "Mom I cant wait to salad this hamster" I had just drank a mtn dew and i flip on caffine
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05/04/2014 11:08 pm
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Forgelander
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"my opinion is superior than yours"
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05/04/2014 10:47 pm
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"I once said does rocks float on lava." -Gavin Free
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05/04/2014 9:50 pm
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"No, I don't mind you sitting next to me."
-Me utilizing public transit.
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05/04/2014 9:06 pm
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"I'm a pomeranian. Arf rarf!"
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05/04/2014 5:50 pm
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One time, my mom brought me to a school meeting, or whatever, and so then this African American family comes in, and I like seeing people who are like me, (Yes, I am black.) so then I said, out loud: "Yay! More black people!" ...
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05/04/2014 5:40 pm
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I hit a car with my deer :/
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05/04/2014 5:35 pm
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TeamCityCraft
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Hmmm... I've said hundreds of idiotic things... Mine would have to be... "I am a beautiful majestic rainbow pink unicorn" but eh, I was bored and I was just skyping my friends..
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05/04/2014 5:31 pm
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errorknOn TeamSpeak on time, and one girl said,"Why don't we talk about people we love?"

Which I replied to, "You know who I love? DEATH." I say as I spleef her.


That's not idiotic, that's great. XD


Well, the REAL most idiotic thing I've ever said was:

"OMG IT'S HEROBRINE!"

Yeah, I was a newbie.
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05/04/2014 12:16 pm
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alan
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oh and for star wars fans may the 4th be with you!
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05/04/2014 12:14 pm
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I told my previous gym teacher that my name was Potato, and he called me that for the rest of the year. Not the most idiotic, or stupid thing I've said - it just came to me.

-Adam
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05/04/2014 12:11 pm
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aaaapppsapapppppp
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errorknOn TeamSpeak on time, and one girl said,"Why don't we talk about people we love?"

Which I replied to, "You know who I love? DEATH." I say as I spleef her.


That's not idiotic, that's great. XD
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05/04/2014 12:07 pm
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irritatedCat
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On TeamSpeak on time, and one girl said,"Why don't we talk about people we love?"

Which I replied to, "You know who I love? DEATH." I say as I spleef her.

Drazile12When describing how a classmate lived over the back of my fence, I said "our fences touch".


That's nice.

Also, how did you get that bootiful gif?
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05/04/2014 10:15 am
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aaaapppsapapppppp
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"I'm painting a porcupine's BUTT."
-llamapajamas456, 2012



It was ceramic.
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05/04/2014 9:54 am
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FoxTheGirl
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So once I was on the bus telling my friend about polluting because he was throwing trash out the window onto the grass. Then a girl from another seat looks over at me and says to my friend "Doesn't she sound like a NERD?" which hurt my feelings. Then I said something stupid: "I'm not a nerd, I'm just smart."

That happened a few days ago.
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05/04/2014 5:54 pm
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lobie10
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But "nerd" is a compliment! Being a nerd means you know a lot about stuff that matters here. :3
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05/04/2014 9:53 pm
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JubJubSamz
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noo being a nerd means liking dnd, understanding the periodic table, gets obscure cathcer in the rye references, and probably made a freaking lightsaber to celebrate today. ie nerd is not a compliment, its the compliment
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05/04/2014 12:02 pm
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shinadafan2012
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Saving the enviroment =/= Nerd
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05/04/2014 10:03 am
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StillCat
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I can't...I have to...

omg gurl ikr?!!!!! (((

Damnit, I did it again.
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05/04/2014 9:33 am
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_Shako
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"OH, THIS IS LIKE MATH!" in the middle of Geometry class
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05/04/2014 10:06 am
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05/04/2014 9:22 am
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GenghaSplash
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Dumbest thing I've ever said... Hmm, so many I could chose xD

Oh I know the best one from like, last year, There were identical twins at my school, and I was friends with one of them more than the other, one day, the one I was friends with (I'll call her Stella here), we were talking and we went into this long tangent which ended up with us both laughing and getting told off by the head master as he was walking past us (It was basically rude jokes and innuendos, so I better not say exactly what we were saying) Then, the next day when I came into school I saw "Stella" and went over to her and started saying these creepy innuendos and jokes to (I'll call her Claire), and she just gave me this look of terror... She then proceeded to think I was a perv for saying all of that... *facebus*
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05/04/2014 9:21 am
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NetworkPCE
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Well it was kind of awkward.

Teacher: Well class today we are gonna read this book.
Me:Sleeping
Teacher: Uhmmm well we will leave Andre sleeping.
Class: HELL NO WAKE THAT IDIOT UP!!!

When i woke up i said
Me: MUM IT'S NOT MORNING YET!!

I gotta admit. Worst moment of my life, everyone bursted out laughing.

On top of that i was talking in my sleep like this, (No don't die... i want pizza...)
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05/04/2014 9:18 am
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Speedy
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I can't ever remember these things what
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05/04/2014 9:08 am
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CubeTurtle
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I ate my brother in the womb
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05/04/2014 11:39 pm
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05/04/2014 12:23 pm
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shinadafan2012
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[yt]lfMNk3chrzQ[/yt]

The only music appropriate for this sentence.
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05/04/2014 12:13 pm
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alan
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uh uh ok (im going to act like i never read that)
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05/04/2014 9:19 am
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JubJubSamz
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Every time i order eggs at a new restraunt i say "i want to devour the unborn" XD
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05/04/2014 9:17 am
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Morneite
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oh god
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05/04/2014 9:15 am
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experttacobear
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wut.... o_O
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05/04/2014 5:48 am
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Morneite
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aww yuss 100 posts .u.
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05/04/2014 3:38 am
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shinadafan2012
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"Don't eat with your mouth full." ~ Both me and Ross O'Donovan.
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05/04/2014 7:37 am
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kolokkol
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I'm glad I'm not the only one saying that.
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05/04/2014 8:21 am
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Morneite
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once my brother said "don't talk with your mouth open"
.-.
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05/04/2014 9:00 am
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JubJubSamz
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Hey, i say that all the time, i really dont like anyone whose not a ventriloquist
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05/04/2014 3:33 am
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WolfieJones2003
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One time, I was suppose to say "Quiet! There are visitors here." Instead, I said "Quiet! There are villagers here." to my classmates.
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05/04/2014 2:23 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
Aurum Stoll
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(In a really serious moment in class..)
Teacher: This test is very importa-
Me: (not paying attention) Hi
Class:.......
Teacher:.....
(I got in trouble.:3 )
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05/04/2014 1:46 am
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Ninniy
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Ooh, once I pronounced photographer as, photo-graph-er, not like the normal version... uh... yeah.
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05/01/2014 1:50 pm
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Malaionus
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I had toy lips, and my brother had them, so I said "Stop playing with my lips!"


Yeah.
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05/01/2014 1:38 pm
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alan
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my sister said "let's do some crafty things!" she loves that stuff so i said mimicking her "lets do some cra### things" and i can't say that word i was tired
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