Planet Minecraft

I can count to potatoe, 1, 2, 3, potatoe.

Wo man, take it easy, im here now.

never mind, it was just a giant rampaging mothball was chasing you down the street whilst i play the kazoo

Oh noe, the evil purple rabid pig horse just ate a hateful sandwich vomited by elvis and the eaten by parsley and eaten again by a creeper!

Pigs are adorable.

The magical magic wizard ate the magical magic bean made from the magical magic soil/

Same dog, different leg

I watch the sunset as a bird flies into the sunset. 7 seconds later the bird comes out of the sun on fire, so it flies up into a cloud, but it doesnt realise that its highly flammable gas, so it flys int the ocean, which is full of lava, so then it flies into a marshmellow that is also flammable, so it flies up into the sky,(with no wings, or anything really, so its just a bone with some guts and skin on it) and hits a helicopter and it explodes and hits some random guy that looks a lot like the president, and kills him.

I saw ChilledChaos, who was arguing with CaptainSparklez about who the better minecrafter was when the Yogscast came and started digging everywhere. After that all the Creatures came and UberHaxorNova starting snorting fun dip while kootra just yelled brown everywhere and then SSoHPKC sat down and played Mario hacks while ZeRoyalViking jumped around in a pile of dead creepers with GassyMexican and xXSlyFoxHoundXx ,who was shouting at Sp00nerism to stop spooning people while DanzNewszMachinima sat there filming it all to send in to FVDisco who had no idea what he was watching.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a potato, I'm scared of toasters.

Derp

being cool is easy but awesome takes practise

Damn, im so illeterate that i can't spell illeterate right!