"WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A ZOMBIE INVASION"

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by SniperMonkey » 6/15/2012

Go to the mall with Dick's Sporting Goods for guns and ammo and plenty of places with food. Hold out there until I run out of food, then go to Walmart. After that I would go to the woods with plenty of supplies and build a small shelter and live the rest of my days there. :D
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by Jeesusjuho » 6/15/2012

"lol hurr durr i will go to shop and get weapons and food and camp there yea im genious hehehe probadly no one else is going to do the same thing hurr durr"

Guys, the shops will be robbed empty in few minutes after people know about this
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by LipasGanaz » 6/15/2012

I'll take my gun, take my bike, and other important stuffs, and run the hell out of the danger zone and travel alone. 8-)
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by The_Cake_A_Lie » 6/15/2012

STEP 1: Grab my bow and arrows
STEP 2: Grab my sword
STEP 3: GO MEDIEVAL ON THEIR BUMS!!!
STEP 4: ?
STEP 5: Profit! $$$$$$
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by ShanePurePickaxe2 » 6/15/2012

ShanePurePickaxe2 wrote:i would grab the cutest girl i could find in my area, grab 10 boxes of cereal, a bowl and a spoon, and hide in my basement until its over. Then repopulate the world.
(I honestly like the first and last steps the most.)

The reason i didnt grab a weapon:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ickly.html
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by thiskidiscool1 » 6/15/2012

I would get a group of my friends and family and go hideout at Cabelas and grab some weapons. Then we would take shelter up top. One of my friend and I would go to the counters and grab all the candy, beef jerky or anyfood that we could find. Next we would go to the bathrooms and fill up empty water bottles with the water fountain
(we found the empty bottles in the trash). Finnally we would go back up to the top floor and get to our hideout and kill all the zombies and wait for the army to stop the infestation. If that didnt work we would go to Plan B... we would take the M.O.A.B (Mother of All Bombs) that we found at the science labs earlier and lite it on fire in the Cabelas and we all die inculding us.
The End! :)
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by adamstrike141 » 6/15/2012

whipped_cream wrote:Well I live in the UK where guns aren't as easy to get and since I'm not Frank West I doubt I can kill a hoard of zombies with a bottle of shampoo and a pocket watch so I'm kinda limited to how I defend myself but I suppose I'd grab something from a DYI shop.

And I live close to a large port so I'd try get myself and whoever's with me on a boat with whatever supplies we had and...play minecraft until the zombies starve or we get rescued or something.
Lol Play MInecraft.
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by Roxthesox » 6/15/2012

Assuming I live by myself, just so I don't have to account for family members..

1) Barricade both the front and the back door with all the furniture I could find, buying me some time.

2) Clean the bath and run it until it's full of water.

3) Do the same with empty plastic bottles.

4) Grab my crowbar (Yes I have a crowbar in case anything happens when my parents are out of town) and have it at hand.

5) Destroy most of the stairs, but have it so I can (with a little effort) go up and down them.

6) Plug in earbuds and read the zombie survival guide, try and reach friends/authorities via internet or cell phone.

7) Pray for mercy.
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by darkpenguin123 » 6/15/2012

I would grab the hottest girl nd fuck my shit with her shit
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by Aide » 6/15/2012

Im in Texas... We are known for double barreled shotguns. In fact I even own one (and I can reload it in under five seconds) I would grab my 22 rifle and my shotty then get on the roof of a tall building.
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by Roxthesox » 6/15/2012

saturn104 wrote:Im in Texas... We are known for double barreled shotguns. In fact I even own one (and I can reload it in under five seconds) I would grab my 22 rifle and my shotty then get on the roof of a tall building.


Why'd you'd use a gun is beyond me. The sound would travel so quickly that within the hour every zombie in your neighbourhood would be on you.
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by ultradoom5 » 6/15/2012

ShanePurePickaxe2 wrote:
ShanePurePickaxe2 wrote:i would grab the cutest girl i could find in my area, grab 10 boxes of cereal, a bowl and a spoon, and hide in my basement until its over. Then repopulate the world.
(I honestly like the first and last steps the most.)

The reason i didnt grab a weapon:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ickly.html

That there. /\ That is brilliant. For once someone has some sense.
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