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Worst pun ever heard? *Corny Puns Section*
Post your worst puns you've ever heard, or made! This is the section for Corny puns!
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna a fish.
When do you stop at green and go at red? When your eating a watermelon.
You wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind it was too cheesy.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna a fish.
When do you stop at green and go at red? When your eating a watermelon.
You wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind it was too cheesy.
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Pff, Theres another joke with the tuna pun thing..
Whats the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tune a piano but you cant piano a tuna. What about the tub of glue you ask?
...I knew you'd get stuck on that
Whats the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tune a piano but you cant piano a tuna. What about the tub of glue you ask?
...I knew you'd get stuck on that
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Gotham City is a show about a ham business. Got ham.
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Lol took me a while to get that! Can't wait for Gotham tomorrow!
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause seven eight nine. do you get it?
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? cuz seven has ebola.
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oo
o i have one
where did the girl get her pencil
PENCIL - VANIA
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im gross dont look at me
o i have one
where did the girl get her pencil
PENCIL - VANIA
OOOO
im gross dont look at me
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Almost all of the puns I know are not appropriate for this site... Here's some minecraft ones
Villager loses his wheat and says "Am Notch gonna find that again"
It's a pane trying to use glass blocks.
You need to mine your own business.
And finally...
You don't have to tekkit that far.
Villager loses his wheat and says "Am Notch gonna find that again"
It's a pane trying to use glass blocks.
You need to mine your own business.
And finally...
You don't have to tekkit that far.
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PUN-ish the pun makers in a PUNitentiary
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Did you hear about the guy whose left part was cut off? He's all right now.
The sign language is very handy.
How many spots does that dog have? K, nine.
The sign language is very handy.
How many spots does that dog have? K, nine.
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That party was Shrek-tastic
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I'm Batman
*cat jumps towards him*
I'm CatMan
*cat jumps towards him*
I'm CatMan
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What a cat-astrophe , not a very punny person...
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Poop in a paper bag
Set the bag on fire
Place the flaming bag on neighbors doorstep
Knock on neighbors door and run
They answer the door
See the fire and try to stomp it out
Shoot them in the chest with a rifle
Set the bag on fire
Place the flaming bag on neighbors doorstep
Knock on neighbors door and run
They answer the door
See the fire and try to stomp it out
Shoot them in the chest with a rifle
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I once entered a competition for the best pun.
I submitted 10 entries, hoping at least one would win, but no-pun-in-ten-did............
I submitted 10 entries, hoping at least one would win, but no-pun-in-ten-did............
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Brilliant pun out from all the other puns I've seen before.
*tries to do a (terrible) pun*
My anaconda don't want none unless you got PUNS hun.
Yep, terrible. Nuff said.
*tries to do a (terrible) pun*
My anaconda don't want none unless you got PUNS hun.
Yep, terrible. Nuff said.
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We have a winner.
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no more can enter anymore..... sigh..... and i have a wonderful assortment of manatee related puns. oh the hue-manatee indeed.....
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10/10 would hue again
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hahaha!
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i dont even xD
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A man chops down a tree...
The man goes to jail...
I guess you could charge for treeson.
The man goes to jail...
I guess you could charge for treeson.