Freelance server reviewer, blog writer once every three years, cousin of the useless green nitwit added in one of the recent versions, town crier and nitwit distribution center. Throw me a PM if you want a review/want to ask me something. My responses are typically verbose - you are warned now.
For the record: This is my official account for Minecraft, and any other account on PMC that says it's me is full of it. I am the one true Nitwick. PM me before responding to a contact on here or in MC that claims to be me, because it is 99.99% likely it is not. No, I'm not in PMC chat because I am permabanned from PMC chat.
Chances are you'll lean towards loving my style or hating my guts after a while, if you aren't already decided which direction that would be. I find it fascinating to tally server bans I nail (you can tell how much I care about being banned, by the way) and as such, I'll be updating this counter below.
April: 0... so far. March Ban Count: 0. Wow. I was a good boy. February Ban Count: 4 January Ban Count: 4 December Ban Count: 17