Minecraft: C3po274

Cap'n's log,the third o' August.Me trip to the Breegus Star Cluster was fraught with savings!Not only did I find a great place cheap krull cobbler,but I also met a mysterious race called "The Zoni".Friendly little creatures,they are.Can manipulate time and space to their will!Their leader gave me a Fulcrum Star I can use to takl to'em with once I return to Polaris.It's worth a fortune,but I wouldn't part with it fer all the bolts in Meridian City!!Me only worry is me misrable first mate,Slag.It's only a matter of moons 'fore he tries to pillage me property!But I've taken steps to defend it well into the afterlife using an ancient Terachnoid incantation,and a coupon for one free curse at the Hoolefar Magic Emporuim!I'll forever bind me soul to me body,so that I may protect the Fulcrtum Star.He who disturbs me,shall disturb me entire crew!This'I swear!