This is my first mod, and certainly not the best. It adds the following items and blocks:

-Derpy ore (mined with any pickax)

-Derpy ingot (obtained by smelting derpy ore)

-Derpy block(crafted from 4 derpy ingots)

-Derpy pickax (crafted from derpy blocks)

-10,000 uses

-Breaks any block but bedrock

-Slightly faster than a diamond pickax

-way more enchant-able than any item in vanilla

The mod also causes:

-Nether mobs to spawn in the desert

-One other surprise (hint: be careful when greifing npc villages)

Because adding my names to the *.lang files caused derpcraft to crash, the in-game names aren't there.

Server version: www.planetminecraft.com/mod/derp-craft-server-mod/

I am no longer expanding on, maintaining, or patching this mod.