Published Sep 30th, 2012, 9/30/12 2:20 pm
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Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!
What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?
I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.What a fine set of chalices you have.It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.Would you care to see my longsword in action?You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?
I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.What a fine set of chalices you have.It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.Would you care to see my longsword in action?You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
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