Hai all!
So I thought I'd at least enter this contest for a giggle or two :P
I present to you:

-=Captain Galactic=-
He is a cheesy over the top Super Hero of Galactic proportions.
His overall being is a mix of assorted Super Powers which have been "Super-Fied" through the means of ancient arcane technology by harnessing the power of the ultra rare space metal "Cobaltanium" (A rare mix of Cobalt, Titanium and Rainbows which naturally forms in the deepest darkest black hole of sector Sixx).
The Cobaltanium plates which form the chest, shoulder, bicep and abdominal segments of the armour have been strategically placed to further enhance the Captain's powers.
On his head you will see a headset which allows him to analyze any situation whether it is in a massive galactic battle or looking up pickup lines in a club (Mostly the latter ;P)
Captain Galactic likes fruit jelly cups, video games, smiling and long walks on the space beaches with beautiful women.
He does not like doctors with needles, being stuck in one place, being rejected and short walks on space beaches.
All in all once you get through the outer shell, you will find an honorable yet troubled man who just needs a hug and someone to love him (Hence the cocky and arrogant outer shell).

But as Rachel Dawes said to Batman "Its not who you are underneath, but what you do, that defines you".
And also even the strongest people you know sometimes just need a hug.

Anywho,
Hope you guys enjoy!!
Keep Smiling Peeps!!!

RevChuckles ^_^