Published Sep 1st, 2014, 9/1/14 8:37 am
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So, this is my friend Josh, he's a plumber, not a rich one, but a happy one also a green haired one, plumbing was all he could do, was all he knew. One day, he got called for an emerency. A toilet was clogged and it was flooding the place. So he drove as fast as he could to the adress which the person had given on the phone. while driving to the place, he noticed was heading deeper and deeper into the forest. Finally, after a long and bumpy ride, he arrived at the house in question. It was a giant mansion, rahter ruin, the building was in a bad state for being abandoned for decades. At that moment Josh realised he had been tricked. stupid chilrden he had thought. After standing there for a while, wondering what he were up to now, he decided to go into the house, because why not? Maybe he could find there some old treasures there?
Inside of the house, a strange light came from behind one of the doors, it was a pulsing yellowish light. Curious what it was he opened the door and found the most beautiful toiled he had ever seen in his life. Suddenly, the toilet spoke, it was a nice high pitched voice telling him "Oh hello Josh, welcome in my house, because it has been decades ago since i've had any company YOU can make not one, but 3 wishes" Oh, the plumber thought, a magical toilet? that's cool! "Well," he replied "I want to have a new plunger, the best one in the world" "okidokie" replied the happy toilet and suddenly, he was holding a plunger in his hand. his eyes became huge "So, this is the most powerful plunger in existence, not even the most stubborn toilets can resist the power of this tool!" The plumber was speechless, he was so happy with this gift! "ok, you got another 2 wishes to go, I can give you everything, remember?" Josh didn't even need to think about his second wish, it was his childhood dream, and it was about to come true. "I want to become a super hero, i always wanted to be one, if you could make me one, I'd be the happiest man in the world" "ok, and what kind of superpowers do you want to have? I can give you any power you can imagine" Josh hesitated, wanting to be a super hero was one thing, but what kind of powers would he want to have? He replied full of passion "I want to have plumber powers, becoming the greates plumber in the world, getting the world rid of evil toilets, that's my destiny! From now on, I'm not Josh, the plumber anymore, but Plumberman!" "There you go cheered the toiled, you got one last wish, choose what you want with it wisely" the toilet said. "No, i already have everything I want to have, i'm by far the happiest man in the world, you made me a super hero, and not JUST an ordinairy one I AM PLUMBERMAN!" He screamed, and he dartled away, headed back to his car and fulfilled his dreams. If you're lucky, you can see him wall riding, with his super awesome plunger boots and his super safe red plunger helmet, he can walk on any surface, including walls, the man was so happy, he could bounce off the walls.
tl;dr
happy plumber encounters magic toilet and becomes happier Plumberman, he's so exited he can bounce off the walls
THIS IS A DUTCH EXPRESSION, THE ORIGINAL VERSION IS: HUIZEN HOOG SPRINGEN, I TOOK THE CLOSEST ENGLISH TRANSLATION I COULD FIND.
Inside of the house, a strange light came from behind one of the doors, it was a pulsing yellowish light. Curious what it was he opened the door and found the most beautiful toiled he had ever seen in his life. Suddenly, the toilet spoke, it was a nice high pitched voice telling him "Oh hello Josh, welcome in my house, because it has been decades ago since i've had any company YOU can make not one, but 3 wishes" Oh, the plumber thought, a magical toilet? that's cool! "Well," he replied "I want to have a new plunger, the best one in the world" "okidokie" replied the happy toilet and suddenly, he was holding a plunger in his hand. his eyes became huge "So, this is the most powerful plunger in existence, not even the most stubborn toilets can resist the power of this tool!" The plumber was speechless, he was so happy with this gift! "ok, you got another 2 wishes to go, I can give you everything, remember?" Josh didn't even need to think about his second wish, it was his childhood dream, and it was about to come true. "I want to become a super hero, i always wanted to be one, if you could make me one, I'd be the happiest man in the world" "ok, and what kind of superpowers do you want to have? I can give you any power you can imagine" Josh hesitated, wanting to be a super hero was one thing, but what kind of powers would he want to have? He replied full of passion "I want to have plumber powers, becoming the greates plumber in the world, getting the world rid of evil toilets, that's my destiny! From now on, I'm not Josh, the plumber anymore, but Plumberman!" "There you go cheered the toiled, you got one last wish, choose what you want with it wisely" the toilet said. "No, i already have everything I want to have, i'm by far the happiest man in the world, you made me a super hero, and not JUST an ordinairy one I AM PLUMBERMAN!" He screamed, and he dartled away, headed back to his car and fulfilled his dreams. If you're lucky, you can see him wall riding, with his super awesome plunger boots and his super safe red plunger helmet, he can walk on any surface, including walls, the man was so happy, he could bounce off the walls.
tl;dr
happy plumber encounters magic toilet and becomes happier Plumberman, he's so exited he can bounce off the walls
THIS IS A DUTCH EXPRESSION, THE ORIGINAL VERSION IS: HUIZEN HOOG SPRINGEN, I TOOK THE CLOSEST ENGLISH TRANSLATION I COULD FIND.
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