![[Contest Skin] ~~~Yakumian of the Twisted Sands~~~ Minecraft Skin](https://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/preview/1516/yakumianofthetwistedsands8836218_minecraft_skin-8836218.jpg "[Contest Skin] ~~~Yakumian of the Twisted Sands~~~ Minecraft Skin")
Published Apr 16th, 2015, 4/16/15 7:49 pm
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Hello there traveler! Welcome to my humble cornerclub!
As you can see, the town is rather bustling right now, I'd say we best get inside!
Ah, yes! The Lonely Scorpion! The least disease-ridden cornerclub in all of Minnesota!
Oh, well... erm... it seems that the place is rather busy too. Sorry, the Testificates from around these parts are really ansty around newcomers.
Say, lets sit down somewhere and discuss some adventures eh?
*Several hours later* OH! THATS! GREAT! *BURP*... *sniff*... well jeez, before I go unconscious, let me tell you about the greatest hero Minnesota has ever had... YAKUMIAN (uru) OF THE TWISTED SANDS!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!!!
There he was, out in Koochiching (no literally, thats a place) collecting entire cactuses and drinking sand. His main goal was just over the horizon.
Saskatchewans had consistently crossed the border and attacked him from all sides, but he valiantly killed them all. That'l teach Canada to leave us Minnesotans alone... eh.
He had finally reached the ruins of Angle Inlet, a town raized by the Canadians, with a horrifying Canuck Pyramid in it's place.
Wary of Canadian sorcery, YAKUMIAN(uru) OF THE TWISTED SANDS aimed his bow and forgot to press F1, and many internet lulz ensued.
Thankfully, no monsters were to be seen, but he did find a traditional, authentic, antique Saskatchewan Death Hole in the center of the pyramid's maze of free healthcare and progressive conservatives.
After falling landing down the hole, he saw many devilish creatures and mooses, with no real escape in sight.
But wait! There is still the traditional, authentic, antique Saskatchewan Death Hole that he went into the cave in.
Well, at least he had some Nitroglycerine left, and when mixed with pure manliness, he created a meager amount of TNT. Barely a firecracker to him.
As he jumped, he lit the TNT off, and he was blown into oblivion slightly boosted and flew into the sky.
He finally landed on the Canadian robo-cyborg Prime Minister of the Glorious Republic of Best Commonwealth, killing him instantly. He was soo amazing, he ascended to godhood, among such greats like; Abe Lincoln, Christian Weston Chandler, Tupac, and Jesús, your local mailman.
Well that's enough stories for now, see you later old freind, P.S., tell all your friends about our brave Minnesotan hero, will ya? Now get out before I charge you for your drinks...
THE END, kek
| Credit | The Internet |
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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Love the skin, very well done, hope it wins!
:)