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Level 14 : Journeyman Mage
Posted 08/15/12 9:48:58 pm
Subject currently resides at â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ. Subject is to be handcuffed as a result of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject is to be kept in a confined cell at all times and fed a diet consisting of vegetables. It is not to be talked to under any circumstances. Eye contact should not be made.
Due to the nature of the Subject, all personnel must:
- Not show a history of extreme avarice
- Not be exposed to â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ before entering the Test Chamber
- [DATA EXPUNGED]
- Show prior courage in a combat situation
- Wear noise cancelling gear
Interrogation reveals the subject prefers to be called "Kroompus", whether the name is a joke remains to be discovered. No other personal information has been explained. Subject stands at the height of 2 meters, it is covered with shaggy blue fur. It looks not dissimilar from the mythological goblin. It is known to shamble aimlessly around its cell. However, if it makes eye contact with personnel or the person talks to it, the subject's behavior begins to change. The subject begins to press itself on the cell walls, telling the personnel it wants to make a deal. At this point, all security personnel available should be called to the door outside of the cell. Hearing the Subject's voice unshielded has shown to have a negative effect on the sanity of the listener. They immediately enter a delirious, delusional state where whatever the subject says is treated as fact.
Past "deals" the subject has made are as follows:
- â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ in exchange for release
- One wish in exchange for release
- Puppies in exchange for release
- The entirety of all Nintendo published merchandise in exchange for release
- Ten tons of gold in exchange for release
- An enchanted sword in exchange for release
- "Killing your boss" in exchange for release
In every situation, after the personnel release the subject, the subject instantly crushes them and eats them. It should be noted that after they die, if their deal included an item in exchange, the item appears over the location of said personnel's corpse after death, as soon as no one is looking. Any meat that the subject eats, be it human or otherwise, seems to increase its strength at an abnormal rate. It is unknown whether there is a limit to its strength.
ADDENDUM: Succeeding EVENT-â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ-â–ˆâ–ˆ, greedy test subjects are no longer to be used in exchange for the money they leave after death. The cell door will be replaced with reinforced concrete as soon as possible. - Dr. â–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆâ–ˆ
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