Why have a stupid guard dog to bark at intruders, when you can have a John Protecto ProtectoBot? ProtectoBots are the new guard for you and your house. They are water-proof have an unlimited energy and have laser cannons for long-distance takedowns! These bots are virtually indestructible, so buy one TODAY!

I think that's what the ad use to say before... THIS. But look son this one is white! They've ony sold one white ProtectoBot before. Zoom in on the arm. Hmmm. A SW-PBot, A.K.A. WinterSnow ProtectoBot. Hey shush! We don't want it spottin' us. Let's just let it roam. What do you think it's been doing ever since the "accident"? Wandering I guess, son.