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10 sure ways to get banned from ANY server!

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avatar SkyGeckoMC
Level 33 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
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Hello everybody, this is SkyGecko and I am here to teach you the deepest and darkest secrets of minecraft.
Of course, if you're some strange twisted being you can reverse these instructions and use them to learn how to become a server's most treasured possesion- but who wants that?

1. Swear incessantly, preferably at the server or its inhabitants.
2. Ask for op all of the time.
3. Your choice of skin is important too: It should be naked, teen or covered in rude signs.
4. Build swastikas and phalluses wherever you can.
5. Don't speak well. tak liek a txtng tn ager and us n4mbRs and rong speling as big as u can, also say u not you becus only poms say you
6. If you're lucky enough to be opped, DESTROY EVERYTHING.
7. Find something imperfect and rage about it.
8. Find something perfect and rage about it.
9. Tell everybody to shove their f*** f***ing f*** dyn*mite up their a** with their b*zookas (refer to point 1)
10. Make sure that nobody likes you.

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11/21/2014 3:34 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
NavyPenguin
Thanks so much! I was not aware on how to get banned from a server.
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11/22/2014 12:11 am
Level 33 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
SkyGeckoMC
Yeah, that's why I made this blog. With so many new players coming to Minecraft, they can't just be expected to know as much as all the veterans without any info!
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11/06/2014 3:52 pm
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Giraffe
Toxicana_
ahahaha, i can see tons of people taking this for real... the hell have you done xD
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11/15/2014 4:39 am
Level 33 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
SkyGeckoMC
I summoned Herobrine.
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10/01/2014 8:40 am
Level 23 : Expert Toast
zute6
lol
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08/18/2014 6:13 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Architect
Marthellio
:/
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08/19/2014 4:29 am
Level 33 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
SkyGeckoMC
Bad joke?
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08/19/2014 7:20 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Architect
Marthellio
haha, but people might take it for real, trust me on this one xD
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08/20/2014 1:07 am
Level 33 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
SkyGeckoMC
Well they'll get banned in that case, so I don't think I have too much to worry about!
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09/08/2014 2:07 am
Level 14 : Journeyman Pokemon
LooseViper
I was going to test this lol
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09/08/2014 3:44 am
Level 33 : Artisan Wolf Whisperer
SkyGeckoMC
I really recommend that you don't!
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