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21 Symptoms of too much Minecraft

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Mastergalen's Avatar Mastergalen
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  1. The urge to punch everything (in real life)
  2. When you look at spheres as impossible objects...
  3. When your mines are so deep that you take bathroom breaks while waiting for the dude to finish climbing down the ladder.
  4. You eat better in Minecraft than in real life.
  5. Youo re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.
  6. You dream in pixels
  7. You're reading this at 4 am
  8. You leave all the lights on in your basement so that no mobs can spawn.
  9. You're throwing eggs on the floor, think a chicken will appear.
  10. You jump off a house and expect to survive. (in real life)
  11. You think you can sneak on people by taking your ass little bit down

  12. When you're hungry you spill all your food everywhere

  13. You try to change to creative mode

  14. You try to place blocks

  15. You try to change your skin

  16. You place torches in your house and burned your whole house down

  17. You try to make a portal to the nether because your life is hopeless now

  18. Now you keep writing /kill

  19. Then you decide to recreate your house and finish it

  20. You're on Minecraft because now you got internet and a computer there

  21. You hide all your precious objects so an enderman won't take them (real life). [Thanks to Jawseph]
Special thanks to Margad for #11-20!



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Update #13 : by Mastergalen 12/20/2011 9:30:54 amDec 20th, 2011

Added :"You hide all your precious objects so an enderman won't take them (real life). [Thanks to Jawseph]"

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Dinosaurrampage51
07/26/2012 7:56 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Miner
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1, 4, and 6 are true.
... I need to stop hitting the ground to get stone that doesn't exist.
And yes, four is true. I'm kind of an un-healthy eater.
As for six, the last dream I had was about Herobrine.
Yep. I think I might be addicted.
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wespacectas
07/25/2012 4:38 pm
Level 22 : Expert Warrior
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I was already minecraft addicted to minecrat-_- i have almost all of these signs lol
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Dark_destroyerxx
03/11/2012 4:16 am
Level 46 : Master Modder
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7. You're reading this at 4 am SIR GET IT RIGHT I'M READING THIS AT 5:30 am! :P
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Dinosaurrampage51
07/26/2012 7:59 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Miner
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I'm afraid I'm reading this at 7:59 PM.
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BetaEdit
12/20/2011 9:51 am
Level 40 : Master Robot
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None is true for me :P
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Mastergalen
12/20/2011 10:18 am
Level 45 : Master Technomancer
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How about reading blog posts about Minecraft addiction xD
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BetaEdit
12/20/2011 10:22 am
Level 40 : Master Robot
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I wanna be safe :P
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TheNinjaFennec
12/15/2011 6:49 pm
Level 21 : Expert Ninja
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the link to your server doesnt work
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Mastergalen
12/16/2011 4:17 am
Level 45 : Master Technomancer
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Thanks, this has now been fixed.
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Jawseph3
12/15/2011 4:23 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Mountaineer
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that was pretty amazing but you forgot one thing

21. You hide all your precious objects so an enderman won't take them (real life).
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