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INTRODUCTION
Hello Minecrafters and welcome back to another blog! Today i'm writing about 100 ways to die in Minecraft (based off the TV show 1000 ways to die)! Get some popcorn and soda ready,because this is going to be a long list! This isn't one of my usual informative blogs but instead,I decided to write something more enjoyable and funny for readers. As always I hope you enjoy and have a wonderful Minecraftian day!
*NOTE:I'll be updating this blog daily with more ways to die in Minecraft!* Also if you're new to Minecraft these jokes may not make much sense to you. If your a veteran of Minecraft...you'll have a good laugh and possibly some bad memories. ( ;-;)/
Hello Minecrafters and welcome back to another blog! Today i'm writing about 100 ways to die in Minecraft (based off the TV show 1000 ways to die)! Get some popcorn and soda ready,because this is going to be a long list! This isn't one of my usual informative blogs but instead,I decided to write something more enjoyable and funny for readers. As always I hope you enjoy and have a wonderful Minecraftian day!
*NOTE:I'll be updating this blog daily with more ways to die in Minecraft!* Also if you're new to Minecraft these jokes may not make much sense to you. If your a veteran of Minecraft...you'll have a good laugh and possibly some bad memories. ( ;-;)/
100 Ways To Die In Minecraft...
Hope You've Enjoyed!
- A Creeper Exploded On You...
- A Griefer Blew Up Your House Along With You
- A Skeleton Decided To Shoot You In The Knee
- A Hardcore PvPer Saw You As His Next Victom...
- Crushed By An Admin's Ban Hammer
- Lit On Fire
- Drowned Like A Derp
- Attacked By A Mob Of Squids Seeking Revenge :(
- Suffocated In A Pile Of Gravel
- Burned In Lava...Shouldn't Have Mined Those Diamonds...
- A Zombie Was Hungry And Saw You Peeking From The Shadows
- You Found A Circle In Minecraft Thus Defying The Laws Of Block-Physics And Blew Up The Whole World.
- Fell Off A Cliff Into Molten Lava Surrounded By Creepers And Enderdragons...Yep...Seems Legit.
- Died Of Hunger...Shouldn't Have Let That Pig's Mother Live...
- An Angry Mob of Chickens Swarmed You After Killing There Brothers
- Your Friend Is A @(#*$ So He Burned All Your Diamonds In Lava Making You Suicidal :)
- You Just Had To Hug The Creeper...Didn't You...
- Fell Into A Ravine
- Struck By Lightning
- Trees Got There Revenge By Rapidly Punching You In The Face...
- Abusive Server Admin /kill You
- Went Into The End With Only A Wood Sword And Some Golden Boots...
- Punched A Zombie Pigman In The Face...Better Start Running...
- You Made The Poor Ghasts Cry Flaming Balls Of Destruction...!!! D:
- Ragequit
- Fell Into The End
- Shot In The Knee By A Rogue Spider Jockey
- Punched A Cow's Mother, Great, Now You Got A Mad Cow On Your Trail.
- Ate Raw Chicken
- The Apocalypse -A.K.A- Creepers Now Rule The Minecraftian Lands...
- Got Into A Fight With A Hacker
- Tried Parkouring In The Nether...Bad Mistake...
- Thought You Could Fly...NOPE
- Fell From Sky And Missed The 2x1 Block Of Water...
- Ate Rotten Flesh With Only 1 Bar Of Hunger Left
- Drank A Potion Of Poison
- Fell Straight Into A Zombie Dungeon Unprepared
- Found A Hoard Of Poisounous Spiders
- Walked In On Two Creepers
- Tried The /suicide Command
- Redstone Expiriment Gone Wrong
- Blew Yourself Up With TNT
- Your TNT Cannon Didn't Work Out So Well...
- Tried Trading With A Zombie Villager *Credit To The Man Who Gave Me This Idea In The Comments*
- Went AFK On A PvP Server...Big Mistake.
- Going AFK In General...Top Killer Of Players
- Trying To Farm In The Nether
- Trying To Do ANYTHING In The Nether
- Building A 1x1 Tower
- Digging Straight Down......
- Getting Into A Fight With An Iron Golem
- Punching A Villager's Wife - His Response:YOUR IN THE WRONNGGG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHER @*#&$(-ER
- Parkouing Over Lava
- Trying To Put A Saddle On A Creeper
- Trying To Put A Saddle On An EnderDragon
- Listen...Just Don't Put A Saddle Anywhere...K?
- Jumping Into Lava To Scoop Some Up In Your Bucket...Nice Job...
- Getting spleefed into lava
- Banned from a server! Oh no D:
- Herobrine Is Coming For You...Good Luck...
Hope You've Enjoyed!
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