The mysterious 'Planet X' didn't slam into Earth yesterday.

The world's mountains didn't pour forth lava.

The Internet has not been eaten.

There were no out of the ordinary earthquakes.

The ground did not shatter and swallow cars.

My eggnog supply did not turn to cooking oil.

I didn't hear any thematic music.

I wasn't trampled to death in the search for higher ground.

In fact, there was no flood to begin with.

UFO's did not come to take anyone away.

The server I play on DID NOT crash.

I saw no zombies frolicking around outside.

I feel no higher consciousness.

I did not notice any football-stadium sized asteroids tearing through the sky.

I think something went wrong. :P

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