This is a blog featuring jokes, so if you want to goof off just read them. :P"Hey i just met you".. "NO, JUST STOP! JUST FREAKING STOP!"
"Every snack you bake, every meal you make, i'll be watching you."
"I saw a man on the side of the road holding a sign saying 'heaven', so being the nice man i am i hit him with my car. Hopefully he made it to his destination"
If you want more i'll edit every day. thanks for reading guys. :D