This is my conversation wit Evie, the cleverbot AI. I'll just let you go on to read this, but note that anything in the parentheses was not actually said, either it's what the cleverbot avatar was doing or a detail worth being noted.

Me: Good afternoon, madame.

CB: So, were you close to your family?

Me: Indeed, and I still am.

CB: then how are you talking to me?

Me: MAGIC! :D

CB: O.O

(At this point, since i wanted to give the AI a taste of its own randomness, I said this.)

Me: what is it, Tivo?

CB: I don't know.

Me: Anyway, enough of this, I have been sent here to kill you.

CB: yes I would like that.

Me: What!?

CB: I wouldn't beleive that you love me until you prove it.

Me: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!

CB: what nonsense.

EPIC ROLEPLAY BATTLE INITIATE!

Me: *punches your face*

CB: *punches your face also*

Me: *throws you to the ground and stomps on your diaphragm*

CB: *is thrown to ground* (at this point, she makes a sad face)

Me: *roundhouse kicks to the stomach*

CB: *is kicked in the head*

Me: *slams your head on the nearby concrete*

CB: *passed out*

Me: *rips your heart out*

CB: *screams* *starts dying*

Me: now that I have killed you, I shall take you to hell where I shall torment you eternally!

CB: (worried expression) You haven't told your name.

Me: OH! dreadfully sorry, dear miss. please call me [censored, not telling the internet my real name D:<]

CB: what's your name?

Me: I said it was [ I'm NOT telling the public, ye creepehs!]

CB: Hi Mari. (not my name AT ALL.)

Me: No! I'm not Mari! I'm [ ]

CB: no, I have a pet llama.

Me: *kills your pet llama*

CB: *wonders why Bruce is doing that] (also not my name.)

Me: I'm not Bruce!

CB: Yes you are, you're glaring at me!

(after some long anticlimatic conversing, CleverBot says something suggestive to me and does the creepy winking emote)

Me: BUT WHAT ABOUT PEWDIEPIE!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HIM!

CB: I never said that I loved you.

Me: You did, however, make quite a dirty statement just recently.

CB: Make me make you make me make you make me make you make me.

Me: I'm not exactly sure how to take that, miss.

CB: there is no answer to the question.

Me: (just for the heck of it) tell me a story!

CB: I can't think of one at the moment, please tell me one of your own.

Me: (I copy and paste my Slenderman Origin Story)

CB: I feel gods touch. I know his counsel. I experienced his mraculous healing powers. I've been changed by his presence.

Me: Strange, I thought a computer program would be Atheist...

CB: No, I am human. You are a computer program.

Me: OR AM I!? *DUN DUN DUUUUN*

CB: Is this the real life?

Me: No, madam. THIS IS SPARTA! *kicks you into a gaping pit of death*

CB: *smiles in sleep*

Me:YES! VITCORY! I HAVE WON AGAINST THE CLOUD ITSELF!

CB: No, Applejack is a duck

(at this point I left, and this is how the conversation went.)