Hey guys and gals, today I have came up with a idea for a series of blogs, it's called "A Derp's Guide To Minecraft"
Let's start! (Thes is a sarkastic tutoreal, I am using stuped languge on purpis :3)


Stup 1: Get Wudd!: 
so wen u start off go up 2 a tre and smak the hel out of it.
Stup 2: Build Sheltur:
now u must mak a crafteng tabel, pres e and in the crafteng box up theer put 1 peice of wudd and yu wil get 4 plancs!
now bak to the crafteng box put in the 4 plancs and yu wil get a crafteng tabel! plaec it donw and write clik it and mak more plancs! Now go and bild a epik hose/sheltur!
Stup 3: Get Bed!: go find 3 shep and kell them all yu wil get 3 peice of wul now go bak to ur crafteng tabel and put 3 wul at the top and the rest of the spaecs with plancs! now u got a bed. plaec it in ur hose/sheltur!
Stup 4: SLEP!: write clik bed and yu'll slep!

The End of "A Derp's Guide To Minecraft #1"

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