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A (kind of) Funny Story: The Hotel Engineer

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There once was a hotel engineer. He was in charge of fixing machines at the hotel, and leaks, and basic stuff like that. He often had a lot of stupid, or drunk people, who, for some reason couldn't figure out the simplest of machines (showers, tv's, etc.) To give an example of the garbage he had to put up with it, one night, he got a call from a man who said the tv wasn't working. The man forced the engineer to inspect the tv for over 20 minutes, when finally the engineer noticed the man was simply holding the remote backwards.

Well, one night, the engineer got a hotel that a man in Room 9-7 was having a "huge leak". The Engineer, a pretty competent patient man, began his way over to the room. He knocks on the door to see a plump, short, man in a filthy suit. "What are you doing here?" the man asks. Although, he was so clearly intoxicated it sounded more like "Whare doing huou?" Not to mention his thick russian accent, it was nearly impossible to understand him.

The engineer responds calmly "I'm the engineer Rick, you said you had a leak?"

"Yeah man, take a step inside and hreuefiujotrtrn"

"Ok?" he said as he entered the room. As soon as he entered the room the smell of the booze was almost immediately covered by an even worst smell. The engineer couldn't quite put his finger on it, but the smell was definitely very familiar.

"Look right here, on bed, huge leak must be somewhere"

The man was right, the bed was nearly soaked. The engineer looked up, and he noticed no drippings of anything at all. He went up to room 10-7, where the leak would have been coming from, and he found nothing. He went back down to room 9-7, and checked anything that could have been making the leak.

He found nothing. The engineer asked the man "Is it possible to may have spilled something on the bed sir?"

"What d'hell are you talkin bout? I am a grown man!!! I did not p*ss in the bed you disrespectful piece of sh*t"

"I never said that you did sir, I can't find any leak, but I can get you clean sheets if you'd like." Just to test it, the engineer touched the bed lightly and of course it was fairly warm.

So, the maids came an replaced his sheets. The entire time the man was yelling "Hotels shouldn't have leaks like this, disgraceful" and "I did not wet the bad, I am a grown man" except with a lot of unnecessary cursing.

Thanks for reading. If this blog gets a lot of good feedback I will make a (Kind of) funny story series

This is a true story (told by my uncle) which I changed a little to make a little more comical.

Did you like it? Then you might also like:

A (kind of) Dark Story: Mr. Morris

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  • WolfGirl
  • Level 38
  • Artisan Taco
  • September 14, 2012, 1:04 pm
Haha this is super funny!! Make more! But with a little more detail!
  • Knapplace
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Narwhal
  • September 8, 2012, 10:59 am
the guy reminds me of FPSRussia dude
One does not simply figure out a hotel shower.
  • Scr51
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Skinner
  • September 6, 2012, 1:16 pm
best story ever.
Thanks a lot!!!
Thank ya lots!!
  • y a n
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • September 6, 2012, 10:56 am
nice story :D

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