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Albert Einstien, the smartest man in the world, created minecraft.

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Albert Einstien, the Smartest man in the world, created Minecraft. He created almost everything you see today.

He was a fat baby with a large head: When Albertâ s mother, Pauline Einstein gave birth to him, she thought that Einsteinâ s head was so big and misshapen that he was deformed!Einstein had speech difficulty as a child: As a child, Einstein seldom spoke. When he did, he spoke very slowly - indeed, he tried out entire sentences in his head (or muttered them under his breath) until he got them right before he spoke aloud. According to accounts, Einstein did this until he was nine years old. Einsteinâ s parents were fearful that he was retarded - of course, their fear was completely unfounded.

Einstein was Inspired by a Compass: When Einstein was five years old and sick in bed, his father showed him something that sparked his interest in science: a compass.Einstein Failed his University Entrance Exam
In 1895, at the age of 17, Albert Einstein applied for early admission into the Swiss Federal Polytechnical School (Eidgenössische Technische Hochschule or ETH). He passed the math and science sections of the entrance exam, but failed the rest (history, languages, geography, etc.)

 Einstein married his cousin!: Einstein was a Ladiesâ Man. After Einstein divorced Mileva (his infidelity was listed as one of the reasons for the split), he soon married his cousin Elsa Lowenthal.

Einstein, the war pacifist, urged F.D.Roosevelt to build the atom bomb: Although Einstein was a brilliant physicist, the army considered Einstein a security risk and (to Einsteinâ s relief) did not invite him to help in the project.

 Einsteinâ s Brain was pickled in a Jar for 43 Years and Driven Cross Country in a Trunk of a Buick!: After his death in 1955, Einsteinâ s brain  was removed - without permission from his family - by Thomas Stoltz Harvey ], the Princeton Hospital pathologist who conducted the autopsy. Harvey took the brain home and kept it in a jar. He was later fired from his job for refusing to relinquish the organ.

Now, what I mean about Einstien Creating Minecraft, and the things you see around you. Is that if he didn't split that atom, or do any of the stuff he did, we would not be talking about him today. we also wouldn't have minecraft.

And the worst part of it all, he was put in an asylum and had thought of some pretty crazy things that could boost humanity by a thousand years, but no one appreciated him.

Actually, the worst part is tha we wouldn't be able to play Carmageddon! D:

Well, thanks for reading.
CreditEinstien, Planet minecraft, and the internet :]
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04/23/2013 11:42 am
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all of these facts are true D:

How old are you?!
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04/23/2013 11:45 am
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Tailsthefox15
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why should you care?
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05/15/2013 11:14 am
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Hahaha nice...
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