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All humans are furries!

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avatar Iaeyan_Elyuex
Level 63 : High Grandmaster Pokemon
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I just realized something a while ago.

Think about it: Humans share a lot of traits with apes. We have ears on the sides of our heads rather than the tops. We have no tails. We have hands. We're like apes, only less animal like. In addition to this, we talk.

The "furries" we know have a lot of traits in common with their base animal. They have ears and tails in the positions they would be anatomically. They are less like their base animal. (For the sake of the argument, I'll say "more evolved looking".) They also are known to talk and have a spoken language.

I have come to the conclusion, given these facts, that the creatures known as humans are, in fact, ape furries.

What now?
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  • RaindropFox
  • Level 22
  • Expert Dragon
  • April 30, 2017, 11:58 pm
We are animals though.
I aint a fucking a "furry", you 9 year old imbecile. Im a normal human, that is NOT believing on the evolution of humans. You can kill yourself and wear the furry outfit, whenever you like. Fuck you.
  • Iaeyan_Elyuex
  • Level 63
  • High Grandmaster Pokemon
  • July 15, 2016, 7:39 am
Your salt is so tasty. Cri moar.
  • Iaeyan_Elyuex
  • Level 63
  • High Grandmaster Pokemon
  • July 15, 2016, 7:42 am
Look at this loser. He made his account solely for the purpose of trolling. Point and laugh, everyone.

By the way, if you're going to send me Spiderman videos, there is a way to make it a hyperlink. See that little chain icon on your toolbar when posting? Post the link in there. Like this! kthxbai.
  • EnkiHusky
  • Level 27
  • Expert Architect
  • July 6, 2016, 4:17 pm
Furries are amazing I am one my self :D I am straight. I really like the fandom and their creativity! It's so awesome what they can do or draw!
´╗┐cringe intensifies
  • Iaeyan_Elyuex
  • Level 63
  • High Grandmaster Pokemon
  • July 15, 2016, 7:42 am
Aw... Someone needs a big, fluffy hug!
  • EnkiHusky
  • Level 27
  • Expert Architect
  • July 15, 2016, 10:20 am
Agreed.
  • Image64Labs
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Pokemon
  • February 10, 2016, 11:26 pm
Scientology is a lie we didn't evolve from apes we where made human from the start by god himself.
  • Iaeyan_Elyuex
  • Level 63
  • High Grandmaster Pokemon
  • February 11, 2016, 7:07 pm
I agree. I was just making a "what now, haters?" message. Also, I said more "evolved" for lack of a better term.
What now, cancer. "furries" is a fandom, not something what a human would look like.
  • Zeph_Kat
  • Level 51
  • Grandmaster Prince
  • April 30, 2014, 1:50 pm
"Humans share a lot of traits with apes."
Humans are apes.
Also, the whole "furries" thing is just a fandom. There's no set biological background.
Yea. "furries" is a just a fandom of 9 year olds and adults acting childish wearing a wolf cosplay and drawing cancerous drawings, based off "Warrior Cats" (Thats scratch.mit.edu filled with girls drawing only).
  • Mememe41
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Network
  • April 30, 2014, 1:19 pm
I wouldn't say "furries."
  • dariuscraft
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • April 30, 2014, 12:44 pm
I ain't no gay furry.
  • Mememe41
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Network
  • April 30, 2014, 1:26 pm
What's wrong with being gay?
  • Iaeyan_Elyuex
  • Level 63
  • High Grandmaster Pokemon
  • April 30, 2014, 12:52 pm
Not all furries are gay. I'd say the spread is about even with non-furries. Also, another common misconception is that furries want "it" from an animal. I'm a furry and I don't. Neither does my brother, who is a furry as well.

As far as I'm concerned, Anthros aren't animals. "Animal" implies a creature with no intelligent thought, only instincts. They just have traits of animals (like us, as I mentioned), only they have traits of a different animal.
Fuck off, furry. Wear a wolf cosplay live on camera and hang yourself.
  • Iaeyan_Elyuex
  • Level 63
  • High Grandmaster Pokemon
  • July 15, 2016, 7:46 am
Actually, I'm a scalie. Hiss.
  • EnkiHusky
  • Level 27
  • Expert Architect
  • July 15, 2016, 10:21 am
And I am a Dutch angel dragon XD

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