Hey everybody! It's the Minecraft talk show and today we have a very special guest here today! Mr..........Squid!

Interviewer: So Mr. Squid, how does it feel to me the most hated mob in Minecraft?

Squid: Well funny you should say that because it feels GREAT! Having being the least paid-attention to mob we squids can thrive very well.

Interviewer: Wow, I never thought about it that way. Okay, next question: Does it even cross your mind that you only have 6 tentacles instead of 8?

Squid: Well actually we don't mind to much because one daywe will take over Mine.. what? You didn't hear that...

Interviewer: Okay then. Next question: Do you ever mistaken anybody for someone else because you ALL look the same.

Squid: YES, oh how annoying that is. Notch didn't even care about us. We can't be breed, feed, petted, appreciated, or loved. -sniff-

Interviewer:Wow that's um some, -sniff- heavy stuff there Mr. Squid. Okay okay, I'm fine now. Next question is: Are the legends of the budder squid true?

Squid: Why heck no, we don't if care for budder so I have no idea why SkydoesMinecraft hates us so much. Ever since he started making videos are population has shrunk...

Interviewer: Wow, there should be like, programs to save the squids now I guess. But anyways, next question: What is your number one purpose in Minecraft, like why are you here?

Squid: Well, the only stupid reason we were put into this game is because Notch thought the water was too 'boring' so he added us, something to look at while people were adventuring. By the way does Notch still run the game? I've been under water so long you don't really hear too much from up here. I'd like to share a few words with him...

Interviewer: Uhh yeah, sure,he still runs the game.(lying) Okay so this will be the last question of the night. What is your most or best dream you've ever had?

Squid: Well, one time I had a dream where squids lived on the land and could fly and shoot the puny people down below and umm, well I think you get the idea. Ya know, since were kind of hated and all we seek vengeance on humans a little bit so, yeah...

Interviewer: Okay, TMI much, that's all the time we have for tonight folks! See you next time on the Minecraft talk show!