Host- Welcome to our 2nd episode of "An interview with your average mob!" Today, we have a very special guest... Come on out, Mr. Dragon!

*Applause*

Enderdragon- I'm happy to be here. You look tasty.

Host- Uhh, thank you? I actually get that quite a lot. So, Mr. Dragon, how've you been? What's new? Please tell me you havn't eaten any players recently... please?

Enderdragon- Oh, well, you know how it is. Some innocent player just dashing away from a creeper, totally unprepared, accidentally steppin' into my domain. Sometimes, I feel bad for eating them. You know, not just because I have to go to the Lil' dragons room for 20 minutes after. But when they happen to have something like a sword, it makes for a good toothpick.

Host- Is that so? Well, if I ever stop by, I'll make sure to bring my 9th grade bully along for the ride!

Enderdragon- You know, I could really do without the cracks about my diet. I've been using this new celebrity fitness program called "How to train your inner dragon." In fact, I've already lost 900 lbs!

Host- Wow.

Enderdragon- Although, I havn't eaten in awhile, so a mid-sized host wearing a dark letterman jacket is looking pretty good right now...

Host- Uh, security? A little help her- AHHH!

*Chomp*

Host- My jacket! It was designer! *Weeps*

Enderdragon- Fine. You can join your jacket, deep down in the depths of my-

*Gets tranquilized*

Soo... Sleepy...

THUD!

Host- Well, that's all the time we have today! Be sure to check back later for more info on your average mob!

(After the show, Mr. Dragon is still laying there, and a teen walks up to him carrying a gold sword.)

Teen- Well well well... I could use 100 levels of EXP right now!

*Stabs dragon*

Teen- Aww ya! Wait- Wait, no! NO! NOOO!

<Teen> suffocated in a wall.