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Intern- Oh! We're live!
Host- Ahem. Welcome to the 4th episode of... What's it called again?
*Intern whispers in Host's ear*
Host- An interview with your average mob! Today, or should I say tonight, we're having someone on that just happened to be wandering outside, seemingly intent on banging down our doors! Please welcome the Zombie!
Zombie- Grrr... Hello...
Host- Hello to you too! So, Sir, how are you feeling today?
Zombie- Well, actually, I'm a bit famished. I havn't eaten in quite awhile.
Host- Well, uh, what would you like? Over on the buffet table, we have some Minecraft Quiche. But if you don't want any of that, we just so happen to be next to the graveyard.
Zombie- No, I'm a bit more of a traditional zombie. I enjoy eerie music, long walks through dark alleys, and eating brains...
*Stands up and walks towards Host*
Zombie- Braiiinnnnssss... Braaaaaiiii-
*Turns away from Host and towards Intern*
Host- Well, that's insulting. But also relieving... Well, I believe tha-
*ERROR 404- INTERN NOT FOUND. MISSING, PRESUMED EATEN. IF SEEN, PLEASE CONTACT US AT www.fakewebsite.org/zombies are hungry/*
Has anybody seen my pineapple?
Host- Ahem. Welcome to the 4th episode of... What's it called again?
*Intern whispers in Host's ear*
Host- An interview with your average mob! Today, or should I say tonight, we're having someone on that just happened to be wandering outside, seemingly intent on banging down our doors! Please welcome the Zombie!
Zombie- Grrr... Hello...
Host- Hello to you too! So, Sir, how are you feeling today?
Zombie- Well, actually, I'm a bit famished. I havn't eaten in quite awhile.
Host- Well, uh, what would you like? Over on the buffet table, we have some Minecraft Quiche. But if you don't want any of that, we just so happen to be next to the graveyard.
Zombie- No, I'm a bit more of a traditional zombie. I enjoy eerie music, long walks through dark alleys, and eating brains...
*Stands up and walks towards Host*
Zombie- Braiiinnnnssss... Braaaaaiiii-
*Turns away from Host and towards Intern*
Host- Well, that's insulting. But also relieving... Well, I believe tha-
*ERROR 404- INTERN NOT FOUND. MISSING, PRESUMED EATEN. IF SEEN, PLEASE CONTACT US AT www.fakewebsite.org/zombies are hungry/*
Has anybody seen my pineapple?
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