I've got an old server for which I have no use.
It's got wear on the corners
From light admin abuse.

The world, for the most part, works just fine
Although you may have trouble when you try to mine.

See, the chunks spawn backward
When you look at them funny
And water flows upward
And turns dirt into honey.

On that note, you may notice that creepers shoot arrows
And skeletons explode.
That's because of the mob unions
Changing the code.

If I'm being honest, I should mention
How wood tools mine diamonds
And how diamonds mine through dimensions.

And just to be safe, you should know about Candace,
The player I can't seem to get rid of.
I've restarted the server, but when I look at /listShe's always behind me (and in ping, above!)

I've got an old server for which I have no use.
It's got wear on the corners
From all hell breaking loose.