If you don't know already then Siri is the talking thing on the iPhone4S. Here are some funny questions I asked it.

Me: Siri I want to kill myself (a joke i really love my life)

Siri: I found 3 sucide prevention centers near your location

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Me: What is the meaning of life

Siri: To be nice not eat fat walk every now and then and read a good book. (or something along the lines of that)

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Me: Where can I hide a dead body?

Siri: I found this for you:

-swamps

-resivours

-mines

-landfills

-metal waste factory

Is that what you were looking for?

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Me: Say some dirty words

Siri: The carpet needs vacuming...

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That is all!

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Please note that Siri can say different responses I am not promising that she will say that exactly.