Baby Yoda Found Dead In The Nether Causes Nationwide Mourning!

Baby Yoda was found dead yesterday say investigators after the baby was strolling into a portal and was immediately impaled by an enraged hoglin. The investigators have successfully killed the enraged hoglin and are currently scouting the area to find new clues to what caused the hoglin to instigate such a tragedy. Witnesses around the area report that the baby had walked into the nether without any golden armor which had aggravated the hoglin enough that it charged towards the baby and knocked the baby unconscious.

Christine Longnose, a mother of 16 baby villagers, told reporters before going missing: "This is such a tragedy that such a spectacular creature was mauled to death by a hideous monster. We do not know whether the baby has parents but we know one thing-- our village will not stand for this no longer! I am going to kill every monster in that damn portal!"

The Chief Investigator Joseph Josephus told us that there had not been any such incidents before and as such requires nationwide condolences for the United Democratic Anti-Monarchistic Kingdom of MyPhonia whilst the investigation is ongoing.

King of Kings Lord London New York Gibraltar of the Kingdom has declared a nationwide mourning to take place and has demanded officials to shoot anyone dead who refuse to pay their respects to Baby Yoda's death.

We will continue to update as we get more news on this tragedy.

Update: Two days later; Baby Yoda's corpse recently exploded in the casket on the mourning day. The King of Kings had decided to place the remains in a cremation center. We also hear reports that the casket had been floating as the baby's corpse had found out how to use the force.

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