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Hey mine crafters Io m Charlie the creeper and this is the story of my freaky life. Today I get woken up by my two annoying friends who dono t seem to have names. One of them has this force field thing around him from when he got a lightning bolt to the knee or something. The other couldn't even generate correctly. There telling me to come with them to some o Cookie Mountaino Finally I agree to get them to leave me alone. We find one of a Miners nether portal and walk through it. Then I see this freaky white creature just lying there crying. He tells us that he's called a ghast and that he was shot down by the cursed steve. Apparently he knows the way to cookie mountain though so it starts screaming and I try to cover my ears with my non-existent arms. My friends say he told us the way to cookie mountain and that ito s through the nether portal right in front of us. When we go through I dono t believe what I see. Its an entire mountain made of cakes and cookies. For some reason they want me to go into the cookie mountain cave. I tell them Im not going in there for all the diamond in this world. Then a bunch of endermen pop out of nowhere and sing all about the wonderful things inside the cave. I reluctantly go in and enter a pitch black room. Clearly steve forgot to place torches. Then I start getting punched from all directions and cant seem even to explode. When I wake up there's this huge scar right where my TNT box used to beo ¦ Part 2 coming soon