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Chickens are evil

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SlimeCraftPBJ's Avatar SlimeCraftPBJ
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Hello, SlimeCraftPBJ here from the closet. Chickens have taken over my house so I am hiding in this closet. Now, you may be wondering how I got my computer in the closet, the answer is magic. Magic is wonderful, isn't it? I remember that time when I rode that magical piggeh flying through the sky...

One horrible story later...Thank us for skipping it later...

Okay, so now let's start the blog. So, let's start by looking at the mob, as always.
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Look at that cute little horribly menacing face, his eyes have a suspicious shine. He's not good, not good. Those fluffy sharp, jagged, and deadly feathers. And those claws, perfect for destroying his enemies...

It makes me shudder. 

And they say "Bok" which I think means something in an evil language. Dun dun dun! 

And chickens don't take fall damage which means they have evil machines and hacks! :o

That's it for now. Remember, stay in your closet and hide. (This was a joke to make you laugh. Derp.)
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05/20/2017 11:53 am
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chickenpants93
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hey open that door! im nice! hello? hello!? ............. oh bok bokers. im leaving!
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06/26/2014 4:22 pm
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Remynfv
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It would be better if you didn't SAY it was a joke. Nice blog though, keep it up.
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06/26/2014 4:31 pm
Level 27 : Expert Narwhal
SlimeCraftPBJ
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I say that it's a joke because in the past users have complained that the blog offends them in a certain way, or it "makes no sense" etc. Thanks for the advice though and since there haven't been any complaints lately, I may leave out the disclaimer.
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