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Creeper Blogs #1: September 10, 2022 (The interview of a billion tears)

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Level 44 : Master Creeper
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MineCreepy: (Opens and closes door)

Mr. Wrink: Ah, welcome, Creepy. Just sit down on the couch.

Creepy: (Walks softly to the couch)

Mr. Wrink: Bad mood, eh? Tell me what's happening recently.
Creepy: *SNIFF* Well it started this morning, *SNIFF* I got... got up on the wrong side of the bed...
Mr. Wrink: Oh, the classic? Continue.
Creepy: I called Sssteve on... on the phone to te... to te-hell him the newsss, but *SNIFF* but he didn't answer so I ca-halled Alex... and ssshe was as devassstated... as *SNIFF* as yoursss truly... and when I asked her "Did you get off the wrong *SNIFF* ssside of the bed, too?" ssshe said, with literal tears coming out on *SNIFF* my iPhone 14 Pro;

"YEE-HE-HE-HE-HEEEESSS!!! I GOT OFF THE WRONG SIDE! AND NOW, *SNIFF SNIFF* Steve... he... he, he... *SNIFF* HE..."

"He?"

"HE'S ON A DATE WITH A GIIIIIIRL!!! (SOBS HEAVILY)"

Mr. Wrink: Yes, I do feel bad, continue some more.
Creepy: Are you ready for the most devastating part of this story?
Mr. Wrink: Yes, continue, plz.
Creepy: I barely cared, ssso *SNIFF* I went to Creeptress but she wasn't home, ssso I called *SNIFF* called her...
Mr. Wrink: And?
Creepy: Creeptress said she... was *SNIFF* BUSY WITH A BOY... *SNIFF* and when- I-I asssked her who she *SNIFF SNIFF* Ugh-huhu-hugh, she-hee said she was dat-date- (SNIFF) SHE WAS DATING STEEEEEEVE!!! (Cries so much a laser of tears splash out of his eyes and all over Mr. Wrink)
Mr. Wrink: I can relate with...
Creepy: Yeah?

Mr. Wrink: I had a GF... she was Creeptress in...
(Creepy gasps)
Mr. Wrink: *SNIFF* We were in our teen supermodel years, since she and I were unable to get gunpowder in us, unlike 69% of creepers, like you, but *SNIFF* we were born on the sssame day and time... like twins from another mother, Since then, we've been best friends. From wearing *SNIFF* limited edition Creeper diapers (Creepy: EWW.) until we were 2.25, to kissing when we were 10, to going to prom when we were 16, we were DYING and respawning for each other. We even lived in the same house alone, but 1 sunny day the week before graduation and gunpowder surgery, we were playing UNO, *SNIFF* and she placed a card. "Wild Card dare," she said. "I choose green, and if ya have a red 3, then we're done." I placed my red 3 down, but I then realized what Creeptress meant. She cried, "NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE... I... I'M SO SORRY!!! (WAILS)" And she was gone the moment I blinked, and that was when the 2 of us were never in a range of 69 chunks again.

Creepy: So that explains why I saw her throwing out pictures of you when we first met.
Mr. Wrink: Where were we?
Creepy: Oh yeah, *SNIFF* I went to binge watch preschool shows, which calms be down as much as Alex with her whatever she does these days, but I realized, when I entered the living *SNIFF* LIVING room-hoo-hoom, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo...
Mr. Wrink: Continue?
Creepy: I realized sssomething... thing wasss *SNIFF* very *SNIFF* wrong. And as I went to grab the remote, a cookie jar fell down, and I *SNIFFS, cries) I-hi-hi heard a sound *SNIFF* which made me realize... she... she she, SHE... SHE...
Mr. Wrink: *SNIFF* She?
Creepy: SHE TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COOOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOKIEE JAAAA-HA-HAAAAARRR!!!!! (SOBS VERY HEAVILY)
Mr. Wrink: NOOOOOOO!!!!! (SOBS HEAVILY)
*4 hours later*
(SOBING CONTINUES)
(Creeptress enters the scene)
Creeptress: WOULD YOU BOYS SHUT YOUR BOOM?
(silence)
Mr. Wrink: Creeptress?
(Creeptress gasps with tears) Micheal Wrink? It's really you?
(Creeptress and 'Micheal' sobs) I haven't seen you in updates.
Creepy: BTW Creeptress, HOW DARE YOU TTCFTCJ and date Steve.
Creeptress: SOOOOOORRYYYYYYY. And I'm super sorry, Micheal. We have so much to catch up with. I should have never bought that stupid deck of cards and betray you, my sweetheart of heaven. Although I would have never met my Creepy, home of the 16 bit paradise.
(Male Creepers blush) 'Micheal': Aww, shucks... Creepy: Aww, you shouldn't have.
(Creeptress kisses her 2 loves which make them blush even more)
Creepy: Now, come on! Let's go to Icky lake to hang out with Steve and Alex!
(Creeptress and 'Micheal') YEAH!!!
(Insert 1 second long footage of the 3 creepers skipping gleefully through a 20-mile field of flowers as 2,000 rainbows appear in the sky)

(Steve, Alex, Creepy, Creeptress, and 'Micheal' are underwater)
Alex: çah eyeewon hash ower za tee?
Creeptress: Huh?
Alex: çah eyeewon hash ower za tee?
Creepy: Can you translate that, Mr. Wrink?
Steve: DOEYEN ANY REARER KNOW WORKUL YANAGE?
(Creepers laugh, then 'Micheal' sighs)
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