Ep. 48

MineCreepy: Do do do do, do do doo.
A.I. TAKES OVER MINECRAFT
Crepp AKA MineCreepy: OH NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!!
YES, AGAIN.
Creepy: I gotta warn everybody.
*Creepy dashes to his friend, Carl*
CARL! TERRIBLE NEWS! A.I. IS BACK!!!
Carl: Uh oh, that's not good.
Creepy: YOU THINK?
Carl: Your screen time is almost up - I'll take care of the rest.
Creepy: Sure, see you tomorrow.
*Yawns but gets cut halfway through because his screen time is over and he has disconnected from the server*
Carl: Better go talk to Efe and Zuri about this.
*Carl wanders off to a Steve Pepperoni Q.P. (Pizza Palace Plaza Paganza) restaurant where he realizes all of the customers are dating & kissing each other; he almost exits the building when he spots Efe and Zuri*
Carl: Hey mate, sorry to interrupt, but can I warn you about something?
Zuri, softly: Uh, sure, what?
Carl, accidentally yelling at the top of his lungs: A.I. HAS HACKED INTO THE SERVER!!!
*Everyone in the restaurant gasps*
AGAIN!!!
*EVEN LOUDER GASP*
Don't panic, I know where A.I. is manufactured - at a hacker's base in Pixel Port - it's only about 2,76......3 miles from northeastern Minevill. If we travel there, we can find the player who's producing this abstract facility, and propose a science to commence a melted red ice. Who's with me?
Crowd: I'm ready.
Carl: Who's ready?
Crowd: I'm ready.
Carl: Who's ready?
Crowd: I'm ready.
Carl: Who's ready?
Crowd: I'm ready.
Crarl: LETS GET PREPARED *sinister laugh that gets interrupted by crying, which causes the others to wail louder than all times they did combined only for the scene to cut 2 seconds later. A montage takes place where Carl puts black marks on his and the male's faces; he gets some leftover gear from his pocket that magically spawned on HIS LEEEEEG (and dissapeared moments after) and helps the players suit up. The scene then cuts to a shot that scrolls by lots of suited players with diamond swords. There are also ones with pitchforks and torches, one group of vapers (don't try this at home, kids) with matches, a group of 3 skinny teenage girls with colourful hair in spearfishing suits and with tridents, and the chef with extra spicy hot pepperoni salsa; one of the suited players tries a slice, and passes out immediately. It is here the camera zooms in on Carl.*
Carl: Who's ready?
Crowd: I'm ready.
Carl: Who's ready?
Crowd: I'm ready.
Carl: Who's ready?
Crowd: I'M Ready!
Carl: WHO'S READY?!
The group of 3 skinny teenage girls with colourful hair in spearfishing suits and with tridents: We're Vready!
Carl: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO'S READYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
Crowd: WE ARE!!!
Carl: Follow me.
*A montage starts where everyone keeps doing the chant - the humans get more exhausted as the shots roll by*
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*Carl looks through a spyglass*
Carl: There it is - only 1/3 mile left! Who's ready?
Humans: Ah... ah... ah... I a... am...
Carl: I know, I'll use this pumpkin coach that magically magically came out of my magical pocket and push you there.
*Yet another montage where Carl uses the thing humans need to control horses to pull the crowd all the way to the base*
There it... is... *pant pant* The hacker... ker's base... brbrbrbrbbrbrbbrbrbr! Who's ready, yeah we all are....Well....................Let's take the shortcut.
*POP*
Aha, we've located your wound, now scurry!
Hacker from Noob vs. Pro: Well well well, it acknowledges you have.
*CROWD GASPS*
Hacker: It's time. I CHALLENGE YOU, to nothing.
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Hacker: A subscription to Paramount+!
*BIG GASP FROM CROWD*
Carl: But the only legal subscription is for Disney+!
Hacker: Well, unless you paid how much diamond beacons there are of all the blocks ever placed in MINECRAFT.
Carl: But h-
Hacker: I just made a beacon to summon infinite beacons
Carl: Ooooh, super beacons - four 5-layered netherite beacons all connected north west south east to a 7-layered beacon.
Hacker: It also summons all my memes, including that group of 3 skinny teenage girls with colourful hair in spearfishing suits and with tridents that JOINED THE GOOD SIDE?!
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Roblox employee: That's what you get with the knew Roh-blocks avatars.
Carl: OMG, IT'S A CROSSOVER!
Hacker: No
*Carl whines like doge before he retreats*
Girl #2: Now vwat?
*Carl re-enters the scene*
Carl: WE FIGHT! Uh, BRB, hacker.
Hacker: Sure.
Carl: My 230 fellow warriors (including the Roblox guy), we have come this far, now we must select a plan to stop the evil Hacker from using A.I. to take over the entirety of MINECRAFT. *whispering* So, here's the plan... pizza guy, you distract hacker because he's looking a little hungry, and you too, Roblox man, and the rest of us will go to the facility where his A.I. runs A.I. When we're there, the spearfishing girls will distract and fight the A.I. robots and defeat them 1 by 1. The rest of us will go to the facility, fight the guards, and flip the switch of and destroy it forever. If anything goes wrong, I have a plan B... *continues whispering*
Hacker: I wonder where they're going *rumble rumble rumble rumble* Ooh some pizza
*Pizza guy and Roblox guy give thumbs up to Carl which he gives one back; Carl orders the group of 3 skinny teenage girls with colourful hair in spearfishing suits and with tridents to fight the guard robots*
Girl #1: Alright, you take care ov the rofots on the right, you take care o' the ones on the right, and I'll wind the other-sh.
*The girls use their tridents to fight the robots; one girl knocks down a robot and makes a literal domino effect as the robots all collapse*
Girl #3: That takes care o' that - let's go join Carl & the others.
Girl #1: I'll stay here and scan the area just in case there are wore rofots.
*The other girls meet up with Carl*
Carl: Great, we can't reach the lever with all these robots in the way... and plan B isn't working... hey, wait a sec... I think I came with a plan C. *whisper whisper whisper*
*The camera focuses on the robots in the room as the girls camouflage with the walls via their wetsuits; however, one of the robots notices some distortion on the wall and recognizes it as intruders; it strikes back, and Girl #2 throws her trident and aims for the switch, but barely misses*
Girl #2: Where-sh why trident?
Carl: It look like it's headed... for the OFF button.
*The trident hits the button; the AI Tower dissaperes *POP* and it's gone, all the ones in it fall to their doom only to respawn moments later*
All: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH *bleh* *POP*
Pizza guy: A mama mia, my pizzaria, he has-a turned into a pizza SUPPER rica. Get it? Aha, aha, aha, aha, a mama mia, pizza SUPPER rica.
... y'all want?
All: GIMME YOUR BIGGEST SLICE!
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Pizza: To get the biggest slice you must FIGHT TO ZE DEFTHEH.
Carl: To fight for the pizza, I suggest we form teams. I will be on the good side and the villains are on the other. PVP! And mob and AI and spearfishing girls? 500v500! LET'S GO!
All: *takes a step forwards and raise their left hand up*
Spearfishers: Go! We nust hight to the death!
Hacker: I will turn you all into AI!
Crepp respawns: Hey y'all I'm back and y'all want AI then here you go
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Good side: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Spearfishers: STOF! You're waking a huge wiss take.
Crepp: ZzzzzZzzzz
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Crepp: Who needs one slice when you can have 2K pizzas?
*All but Crepp sing D# in angelic voice and Evil side sings in demonic/AI voice*

Ep. 49

Once upon a time, there was a boat. The boat did nothing. But its passengers did. They were humans after all. A skinny teenage girl had gone snorkeling. But as they were swimming in the sea, a storm came. The boat sank, all the way down. It became a dark place and it felt a horrible sting. The girl realized she got separated from a group of snorkelers and was trapped in a part of the sunken ship. She placed her hands on her heart as she cried, passing out. When her eyes open, a butterfly flew by. The girl followed the butterfly and realized it was leading her to safety. That butterfly was a representative of Jesus and the savior of all mankind. The soul was held in the Lord's hands. God had shown the beautiful story of the virgin Mary to the spirits. It was his plan that his beloved daughter would bear his son, Jesus. A son that would change the world. His family was finally complete. That was their plan. That was what he created. The girl happily stared at the clouds when she reached the surface, but then felt woozy and nauseous. She closed her eyes for a moment.
When she opened them, she found herself on a deserted island. She wandered around for a while, until she crossed paths with a boy about 3 years older than her. They stared at each other in surprise; the girl started getting butterflies in her stomach. The teenage boy introduced himself as Jacob. She introduced herself as Emily. He was on the island for a few days; He only had enough supplies for about 2 weeks, so he was walking to find shelter.They continued to talk to each other. They talked about their lives. About the places they had been. About how the rain made them feel. Emily was surprised by not only the fact they had so much in common. They had fallen in love. They continued staring for each other. Their faces were so close Jacob almost thought she was about to kiss him.They nervously held hands as they strolled by the seaside when suddenly a big gust of wind pushed them off the island and into the water. They were about to start surfacing when a bunch of sharp rocks came up to the surface, scraping Emily's leg. Jacob noticed blood was pouring out, so he grabbed a waterproof bandage to cover the damage.
Emily then remembered sharks are attracted by blood. She tried to warn Jacob, but he couldn't understand her. She spoke closer to his ear. Jacob realized what she was trying to say. Danger. Before he knew it, 2 sharks were cornering them. They held each others hand in fear. Emily and Jacob spotted another shark at the same time. In terror, they started to drift. Emily found a cave to hide in. She found a small sword and tried to slit the sharks' throats. The biggest shark came out to see what was going on. He charged at the cave. He was faster and stronger than any other shark, but Jacob managed to defend Emily. He slashed with the sword but the shark came at him again. Jacob barely dodged the attack. He was about to lose. He couldn't do anything to stop the shark from mauling him. He closed his eyes as he felt his life fading away. When he opened them, the first thing he saw was a tear from Emily. She was crying happy tears. He figured he was crying happy tears as well. They hugged tightly as Jacob regained his conscious. He was told there was an equally hungry blue whale outside the cave; The sharks and Emily (who was holding Jacob in her arms) swam away in fear, out to the other end of the cave, which is when she returned to the surface. Jacob felt like he couldn't control himself as he kissed Emily - she felt like the butterflies were multiplying every movement she made. She closed her eyes and embraced the kiss.
After that 'magical' moment, she was about to help him up when another gust pushed them into the forest. When they got up, they found themselves at the biggest tree in the forest, surrounded with a moat that almost looked like a river. Jacob was thinking what she was thinking - that would be their treehouse until they were found. They smiled at each other again. After they were done building their treehouse, it felt like paradise. An entire island to themselves, where they can go snorkeling any time they wished. The two went on underwater dates every Tuesday and Saturday. It was the perfect life for this duo, so perfect they nearly forgot about their past lives in the end.
One day, Jacob felt a kick in his GF's tummy. She was pregnant. A hospital boat arrived to get supplies to heal wounds in the hospital. Jacob met with the boat captain so they could preform pregnancy on the boat. Emily recognized the cap' as her old friend, Barry. "It's been a while," he said when he recognized her. After hugging, he let the couple into the hospital area on the cruise. Emily gave birth to a proud baby boy, named Morts, who did not cry when coming out or being pinched. The baby was a very smart baby, smarter than maybe even Einstein himself, as the doctors found out. The boat sailed back to their hometown shortly after. In the night, Jacob and Barry noticed fireworks in the distance. They remembered it was Independence Day that moment. The firework lights guided the yacht to land to drop off the supplies, the couple, and their child. The next day, Jacob asked his GF if she wanted to get married, in which she gave a 'yes' with a tearful kiss. The next week, the wedding took place.

*PLOT TWIST*
Crepp: THE NOTCH-DANG END. See? I told you I can say 9 million words in one second.
Creeptress: GG I couldn't understand a word. Isn't that the story where you get cursed with Bird poop?
*Bird poops on carls head and makes fart noice just when the word *poop* is said aloud*
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Crepp: Oh, Notch-dingle-dongle-what-you-me-call-it-a-dang-ama-jang it, here we go again!
WATCH EP. 2 FOR THE REST OF THE STORY