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Ep 51. Ego Block
*Players begin chanting Ego Block's name louder and faster until it's so loud and fast the players go crazy and start cheering and squealing and crying tears of sadness instead of happiness somehow*
Host: And now, with further ado, the one, yet not the only, but most famous, EEEEGGOOOOOOO BBBLLLLLLOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKK.
*Players cheer for Ego Block, who is actually an ender dragon that looks like a player hatched from the dragon egg (cuz she did)*
Ego Block: みなさんこんにちは！ あなたと一緒にここにいるのはそれほど喜びではありませんが、私はとにかくここにいます! でも久しぶりに、オーバーワールドツアーに行きます！
*Awwwwww*
Ego Block: 皆さんに素晴らしいニュースがあります - あなたは私とエゴ ブロック ブレイカーズと一緒にキューブを巡るツアーに招待されました!
*Players cheer with glee*
Ego Block: 一緒に行った最初のツアーで、これまでで最大のバンド パーティーのための最初の特別な場所を考え出しました! このゾーンにはありません。 一体、それは国の一部でさえありません！ そうです、皆さん！ エド・シーランの「I'm in love with the shape of you」をザ・ムーンで演奏します!!!
*Awkward silence...*
Ego Block: 冗談です、私たちはスウェーデンに行きます。
Ego Block, stuttering: う～ん、実は私たちは、う～ん、う～ん、う～～～ん、ここだ！
*CROWD CHEERS*
Ep 52.
Waste of no time
Ep 53. Creeper Life
Creeper #1 : Hey y'all I'm back from my vacation
MCarl2015: I thought you quit Mr. One nicknamed Creepy
Crepp: I did but I came back without a care in the overworld
Carl: Sure so wassup Mr. One nicknam-
Crepp: Just playing ooh no with my friends
Creeper number 4: Speaking of ooh no, it's your turn
Crepp: Oooh right any 872?
Creeper #3: Go-
Carl: Oh, it's just go fis-
Mr. Wrink: Fastball.
Carl: Wait WWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *Falls and lands on sunken ship* GERRP
Looks like Mr. Creeper has landed in de ol' river back in de alpha days
(Player walks up to Carl)
Looks like Mr. Creeper has found a friend in a conven WOAH you handsome fellow
Creeper #2: We got any 104,750,739,065,091,475's?
Mr. Wrink: Your creeptress, CreepDRIP.
Crepp: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
Mr. Wrink: Creeptress. Ye remember de good ol' days???
Creeptress: Maybe???
Crepp: When I was born, they placed the stuff that turned my heart into gunpowder which was only partial before, when you both were born, you couldn't get your gunpowder mix to become proper gunpowder no matter how hard you tried. And then you had to live HARD LIFE.
Mr. Wrink: HARD LIFE, we talked it in episode 1.
Creeptress: Ah, yes, those were good(ish) times.
Mr. Wrink: You'd never take off that passy when you were a baby.
One, ew. Two, P.U. Three, you lived the way those dumb players did, first you had the baby stuff, then preschool, but then there's a looooooong break from goin' to school for U 2, and you go to high school at 14. And then at 18, if you still can't get the gunpowder in... that's a story for another episode...
Creeptress: Oh, jeez it is,
Crepp: THEY FUSS UP AND turn into... pork... chop.
Creeptress: Speakin' of.
Crepp: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT CARL'S BACK
Carl: With a friiiiiiend,
Crepp: Holey Square, what summoned this monster?
Player: *Gibberish*
Crepp: Lemme guess.
Carl, interuppting: She was a creeper who didn't get her gunpowder and turned into porkchop.
*Turns into porkchop*
Crepp: OH NO, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!
*Stares at thousands of creepers behind him; one creeper says oh wow that's totally not a good something.*
Crepp, replying: Then why are you standing there by popularish demands? It's contagious.
Creeper #5: Oh yeah WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
*Creepers panic before Creep, who also turns into porkchop*
Carl: I feel something weird, Creepy- I mean, Cu-de-pp OH NO!!! What's happening to MY LEGS???
Crepp: Quiiiiiick, take this time machine that somehow made it into my invisible pocket and travel back to Episode 2 and replace the potion of curse removal with the intended potion and get our lucky socks back~
*The two quickly hop into the time machine and do as said*
Carl: Ha~dee, I don't know how much I can hold my creeps!
*Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick*
*Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick*
Carl: Oh no, this is a FAKE potion!
Crepp: I thought licking that monster WOULD BE [ッ]
...
Carl: WHAT WAS THAT? IN THE SCRIPT?!
Crepp: WE NEED THE NEXT EPISODE A-SAPP!
Ep. 54. Not gonna happen anytime later.
Crepp: PHEW! THX, random narrator!
Carl: This is all my fault.
Crepp: You did it wrong, you apologize, yadayada [ッ] OH NO THE BRICKERMACHICKENROOSTER IS BACK!!!
Carl: CREEPY-CREPP. DON'T. Look. Up...
Crepp: Lemme guueee-
*Creepers uuuuhh which quickly becomes an AAAAAAHH*
Crepp: It's a '#DREAMCOMETRUE'!!!
Carl: HOW?
Crepp: Carl, we're RAINBOWS!!!
Carl: Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh RAINBOWS?! ALL THOSE COLOURFUL SHADES OF GREEN!
Crepp: The bad news is THE RAINBOWS ARE TAKING OVER.
Carl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Creep: JK they captured your ex and turned her into a player.
Carl: We're married.
Creep: Oh yeah read wrong lines WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Ep. 55. Creeptress of another Creeptress
Creeptress: *gibberish*
Creepers: Uhhhhhhhhh
*One Technical Difficulty Later*
*Creeptress slaps both creepers*
Crepp: That actually feels comfortable.
*Creeptress turns back into a creeper* GSDGSFD GFAEGGFG that was totally not a good experience
Creepers: I know from experience
T H E E N D
*Players begin chanting Ego Block's name louder and faster until it's so loud and fast the players go crazy and start cheering and squealing and crying tears of sadness instead of happiness somehow*
Host: And now, with further ado, the one, yet not the only, but most famous, EEEEGGOOOOOOO BBBLLLLLLOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKK.
*Players cheer for Ego Block, who is actually an ender dragon that looks like a player hatched from the dragon egg (cuz she did)*
Ego Block: みなさんこんにちは！ あなたと一緒にここにいるのはそれほど喜びではありませんが、私はとにかくここにいます! でも久しぶりに、オーバーワールドツアーに行きます！
*Awwwwww*
Ego Block: 皆さんに素晴らしいニュースがあります - あなたは私とエゴ ブロック ブレイカーズと一緒にキューブを巡るツアーに招待されました!
*Players cheer with glee*
Ego Block: 一緒に行った最初のツアーで、これまでで最大のバンド パーティーのための最初の特別な場所を考え出しました! このゾーンにはありません。 一体、それは国の一部でさえありません！ そうです、皆さん！ エド・シーランの「I'm in love with the shape of you」をザ・ムーンで演奏します!!!
*Awkward silence...*
Ego Block: 冗談です、私たちはスウェーデンに行きます。
Ego Block, stuttering: う～ん、実は私たちは、う～ん、う～ん、う～～～ん、ここだ！
*CROWD CHEERS*
Ep 52.
Waste of no time
Ep 53. Creeper Life
Creeper #1 : Hey y'all I'm back from my vacation
MCarl2015: I thought you quit Mr. One nicknamed Creepy
Crepp: I did but I came back without a care in the overworld
Carl: Sure so wassup Mr. One nicknam-
Crepp: Just playing ooh no with my friends
Creeper number 4: Speaking of ooh no, it's your turn
Crepp: Oooh right any 872?
Creeper #3: Go-
Carl: Oh, it's just go fis-
Mr. Wrink: Fastball.
Carl: Wait WWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *Falls and lands on sunken ship* GERRP
Looks like Mr. Creeper has landed in de ol' river back in de alpha days
(Player walks up to Carl)
Looks like Mr. Creeper has found a friend in a conven WOAH you handsome fellow
Creeper #2: We got any 104,750,739,065,091,475's?
Mr. Wrink: Your creeptress, CreepDRIP.
Crepp: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
Mr. Wrink: Creeptress. Ye remember de good ol' days???
Creeptress: Maybe???
Crepp: When I was born, they placed the stuff that turned my heart into gunpowder which was only partial before, when you both were born, you couldn't get your gunpowder mix to become proper gunpowder no matter how hard you tried. And then you had to live HARD LIFE.
Mr. Wrink: HARD LIFE, we talked it in episode 1.
Creeptress: Ah, yes, those were good(ish) times.
Mr. Wrink: You'd never take off that passy when you were a baby.
One, ew. Two, P.U. Three, you lived the way those dumb players did, first you had the baby stuff, then preschool, but then there's a looooooong break from goin' to school for U 2, and you go to high school at 14. And then at 18, if you still can't get the gunpowder in... that's a story for another episode...
Creeptress: Oh, jeez it is,
Crepp: THEY FUSS UP AND turn into... pork... chop.
Creeptress: Speakin' of.
Crepp: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT CARL'S BACK
Carl: With a friiiiiiend,
Crepp: Holey Square, what summoned this monster?
Player: *Gibberish*
Crepp: Lemme guess.
Carl, interuppting: She was a creeper who didn't get her gunpowder and turned into porkchop.
*Turns into porkchop*
Crepp: OH NO, IT'S CONTAGIOUS!
*Stares at thousands of creepers behind him; one creeper says oh wow that's totally not a good something.*
Crepp, replying: Then why are you standing there by popularish demands? It's contagious.
Creeper #5: Oh yeah WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
*Creepers panic before Creep, who also turns into porkchop*
Carl: I feel something weird, Creepy- I mean, Cu-de-pp OH NO!!! What's happening to MY LEGS???
Crepp: Quiiiiiick, take this time machine that somehow made it into my invisible pocket and travel back to Episode 2 and replace the potion of curse removal with the intended potion and get our lucky socks back~
*The two quickly hop into the time machine and do as said*
Carl: Ha~dee, I don't know how much I can hold my creeps!
*Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick*
*Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick*
Carl: Oh no, this is a FAKE potion!
Crepp: I thought licking that monster WOULD BE [ッ]
...
Carl: WHAT WAS THAT? IN THE SCRIPT?!
Crepp: WE NEED THE NEXT EPISODE A-SAPP!
Ep. 54. Not gonna happen anytime later.
Crepp: PHEW! THX, random narrator!
Carl: This is all my fault.
Crepp: You did it wrong, you apologize, yadayada [ッ] OH NO THE BRICKERMACHICKENROOSTER IS BACK!!!
Carl: CREEPY-CREPP. DON'T. Look. Up...
Crepp: Lemme guueee-
*Creepers uuuuhh which quickly becomes an AAAAAAHH*
Crepp: It's a '#DREAMCOMETRUE'!!!
Carl: HOW?
Crepp: Carl, we're RAINBOWS!!!
Carl: Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh RAINBOWS?! ALL THOSE COLOURFUL SHADES OF GREEN!
Crepp: The bad news is THE RAINBOWS ARE TAKING OVER.
Carl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Creep: JK they captured your ex and turned her into a player.
Carl: We're married.
Creep: Oh yeah read wrong lines WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Ep. 55. Creeptress of another Creeptress
Creeptress: *gibberish*
Creepers: Uhhhhhhhhh
*One Technical Difficulty Later*
*Creeptress slaps both creepers*
Crepp: That actually feels comfortable.
*Creeptress turns back into a creeper* GSDGSFD GFAEGGFG that was totally not a good experience
Creepers: I know from experience
T H E E N D
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