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Dat Dirt - [Minecraft Block Interview] [Contest] [Pop Reel!]

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avatar WA1D0
Level 33 : Artisan Creeper
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Here is my entry for this blogging competition. Basically you have to interview any block you want, I chose dirt.


*Intro Music Plays* Welcome all to Minecraft TV!! Today we have a special guest, my dear friend, dirt*Applause*

Reporter: Welcome to the studio Dirt, how are you today?

Dirt: *looks around* Mighty fine just like my dust particles.

* Audience laughter*

Reporter: Hahaha, *wipes tear*, nice one Dirt. Alrighty, lets get these questions rolling.

Dirt: Just pile them up on me.

*Hysterical laughter*

Reporter: Oh, stop it you!

Dirt: Ok, Ok bring on the questions.

Reporter: How were you born?

Dirt:Well you know the birds and the bees...

Reporter: Oh you and you dirty mind *drum joke thing* nah I was talking about how you were REALLY born.

Dirt: Well, the wind blew dirt around and eventually it solidified into a block, me!

Reporter:Quite interesting..what do you do as a Dirt block all day?

Dirt: Well I mostly sit around in the ground *lol that rhymes* and wait for some steve to come dig me up.

Reporter: Is it painful when a steve digs you up?

Dirt: Oh goodness me yes! Feeling those fists or shovel pound at you until you break into a million pieces is no nice feeling! *sobs*

Reporter: Are you ok dirt? Need a tissue?

Dirt: Yea that be great..*sniffles* oh the pain..

Reporter: Here you go.

Dirt: *blows dust into the tissue*

Reporter: Better?

Dirt: Yea.

Reporter: Ok, I can tell you're very emotional so I'll ask one more question, do you feel important?

Dirt: Do I feel important...Well of course I do! Without me Steve couldn't build his first dirt hut, couldn't find refuge against the night and no crops could grow! I might as well be the most important block there is!

Reporter: Glad you feel that way. Well those are all my questions for today, thanks for joining us on Minecraft TV!

*Outro Music Plays*


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WA1D0 out.
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Go dirt!
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • September 23, 2014, 8:51 am
Woo!
Lol xD
Awesome! :D
  • blitzscrank
  • Level 74
  • Legendary Pokemon
  • October 1, 2013, 8:25 pm
stone would be the most important block. without stone, cobblestone tools impossible along with iron, gold, diamond, and other ores.
  • arlodee
  • Level 20
  • Expert Princess
  • October 3, 2013, 11:39 pm
what about wood? you need wood to make tools, which in turn allows you to mine gold, iron, diamonds etc.
  • Ravalis
  • Level 28
  • Expert Nerd
  • October 2, 2013, 7:01 am
Yeah, without stone there would have been no cave game - the ancestor of minecraft.
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 2, 2013, 3:51 am
Ha ha yea, this was just a cheesy interview not a factual report on dirt
this is really good!!
good luck on the contest! =)
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 7:33 pm
Thanks!
sorry, im grammar nazi:throughout is spelled with a out and no hyphen, not -ought.
great blog!
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 6:45 pm
Thanks for the tip!
  • charman305
  • Level 41
  • Master Ranger
  • October 1, 2013, 5:05 pm
A fellow member of flowing quills I see! Good luck!
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 5:06 pm
thanks!
  • AnimeFanFTW
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 55
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • October 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Hahaha! Very funny blog! XD
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 2:45 pm
I think its more cheesy than funny XD
  • AnimeFanFTW
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 55
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • October 1, 2013, 2:46 pm
Hahaha! XD
It's still funny!
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 2:47 pm
Thank you <3
  • AnimeFanFTW
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 55
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • October 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
No problem! :3
  • DJ_Fazmandoo
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Architect
  • October 1, 2013, 1:32 pm
Aw! Great story!!
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 2:13 pm
Thank you! glad you liked it
  • bigf
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Hunter
  • October 1, 2013, 1:29 pm
Do wood next (or have you done it before because I haven't looked at your submissions)
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 2:14 pm
Well I know Ill knock that one down soon enough *ha haha ha* XD
  • Sackbot
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Robot
  • October 1, 2013, 12:56 pm
dirt block sucks, but i like it on how it helps meh pillar up houses on SMP, it helps me with my spy mission :D
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 1:02 pm
haha XD
Hilarious! Great Job c: !
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 8:35 am
Thanks! Glad you like, its a bit cheesy XD
  • dylwells
  • Level 21
  • Expert Taco
  • October 1, 2013, 6:58 am
Love it XD
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 6:59 am
Thanks!
  • dylwells
  • Level 21
  • Expert Taco
  • October 1, 2013, 5:02 pm
I think this is my favorite thing of yours :P
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 5:05 pm
Well its my first comedic piece XD
  • dylwells
  • Level 21
  • Expert Taco
  • October 1, 2013, 5:06 pm
woah were on at the same time
  • WA1D0
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 1, 2013, 5:07 pm
yep

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