Sunday:


 


Looks like Notch wants to kill Herobrine, and I’m moving into Bill Gates apartment, but he wants me to pay rent, so I need a job, so here’s how I dealt with with the first night as a security guard at Dinnerbone’s Pizzeria which is basically ripping off five nights at Freddy’s in real life.:


12AM:


So then, nothing’s happening really, just some doors, and some cameras which stare and creep animatronic things, you know, I’m surprized Scott Cawthon still hasn’t sued Dinnerbone yet because they’re practically the same thing with different names. (Scott Cawthon, if you are reading this Dinnerbone’s restraint is not real, so do not sue him it’s just for the story)


1AM:


And of course I get Golden Freddy in the second hour, seriously? Luckily this is real life so I got a crowbar that was randomly lying on the floor and wacked his head off, I can’t do it to any of the animatronics they actually USE though because I’ll get fined AND fired for messing with the animatronics.


2AM:


Seriously, why can’t people realise you can walk into another room and put something on top of the music box to stop the Marionette from escaping? I did it, why can’t anyone else? Because animatronics will kill you? Bring a water bottle, you know, water makes electronics malfunction, I mean, as long as my boss doesn’t notice the disappearance of foxy from pirates cove and finds him on top of the music box it’ll be fine.


3AM:


I know what you’re thinking: music box and doors: different games. Why? I forgot because I have amnesia, wait, do I have amnesia? I can’t remember because I have amnesia, I think. Why do I have amnesia? I forgot! Wait I just got cured by getting attacked by Mangle again but I ducked and now she’s just staying still on the celing, and the shock got my memory back, but memories from before I had amnesia.

4AM:
Ok, so when you lose your battries because balloon boy steals them, think about this, he doesn't attack you, so just snatch the battries back off him and but the mask on. Seriously, he's almost the worst thing ever, but not quite, because Justin Bieber is still alive, the world will hold the most extreme party in the world once he dies. Uh oh, the powers on 3%, one sec let me put a extreme power holding USB stick in, it gives devieces high power, we get loads at Mojang, to bad I only get paid $19 a day when I work there, and thats not enough, I need that foor essentials like food and stuff. Ok, now let me see the power lever, wait a minute.....

                                                       IT'S OVER 9000!

5AM:
From now on, I lock myself in the office and play video games for six hours, so you guys wont be intrested. What did I play? Five Nights at Freddy's, now it's turning 6AM bye.

                                              Notch's perspective:

Sunday:

Stupid Steve, didn't agree with the plot, so thats why I recently added 1.8.6, the ability to use command blocks to make deadly minions, and now, I can even take over the world! After Steve's shift I bought a Golden Freddy suit from a Purple psycopathic (si-co-path-ic) murderer,  and the suit is just what I need for my plan, but I need just a few more things, like to go to the loo, and some things you can actually touch, like a cheese burger.