Monday:

So then... do you have everything you want? Do you have your dream job? Well I don't, my life sucks, turns out the rent Bill Gates wants is $200 a week, and I get $19 from Mojang and $70 from Dinnerbone's resteraunt so my earnings are $89 a week, but I heard you can get a job at KFC for $400 a week, but thats food testing, and you need to check if the foods poisonus, and then if it is I'd probably have to get an x-ray and when you get an x-ray you also get a risk of cancer, and I've seen comic relief and I'm not taking any chances.

They haven't had any food poisaning yet, so I might consider~~

This diary has been taken by the government as possible evidence of a crime that happened last Monday, an attempted murder of Herobrine by Notch, we always thought this would happen the other way round.

This diary was found by a pixelmon trainer, wet, on some grass with an unfinished sentence next to steve, unconcious. His face was bleeding, and we think he was attacked by Notch due to scientists finding his fingerprints on his face. We are now at cort as Herbrine says Notch also tried to attack HIM also in a type of yellow, teleporting bear suit.

The judge has sentenced Notch to jail, but he teleported away in his suit. This Diary will not be returned untill Notch is found. A purple man who sold Notch the suit and has murdered many innocent children has been taken into custardy. We ar~~

Hi guys, now I have Notch and the cops after me, I mean, to be fair the diary is mine and they don't have the right to take my propoty so I just got a job at KFC and used the money to get a surgeon to change my look completely. Bill Gates will know me if I talk about the rent though, so I moved into Notch's place since he doesn't live there any more.

Really though, life is hard like this, the good part is I don't have to work at stupid Mojang or Dinnerbone's resteraunt anymore because they'll know who I am, but my job at KFC is knew, plus I get free chicken.

                                                        Notch's Perspective:

My plan has extended to take over the world, I've just finished robbing a few stores, and my plan is almost complete, but I can write no more, I can't let this get into the wrong hands.....