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dreamCritting's annoying castle thing that will annoy everyone as they get lost annoyingly in the strange cursed maze of rooms full of bizzare things and the unhealthy amount of second person writing

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Welcome to my castle! there is all sorts of filth cool amazing stuff here!



Who knows what wonders you could find!

There are all sorts of cursed artifacts from other realms wholesome and interesting things.

But I wont make it easy for you, you will have to spend a long time looking in every room to find everything.


...And there is also an unhealthy amount of second person writing... and speling miztakes... and horrible grammer.

...Sorry.


The front door
You see the huge castle, it looks cool, you walk in and start to explore...
The castle has many rooms, you look all around and try to work out where to go next
The throne
You see the throne and rush forward to it, it is comfy and you feel very magestic sitting on it. But this is no time for sitting around, you have a castle to explore!

The Kitchen
You look around at the kitchen, the fridge looks rather out of place but this is the castle of dreamCritting - It's bound to be a bit strange...

The fridge
πŸ‡ 🍈 πŸ‰ 🍊 πŸ‹ 🍌 🍍 πŸ₯­ 🍎 🍏 🍐 πŸ‘ πŸ’ πŸ“ πŸ₯ πŸ…πŸ₯₯


You look at all the lovely food and stick your greedy hand in and start eating. thankfully lord dreamCritting has installed a FRIDGE DEFENCE SYSTEM which tells you to GO AWAY AND STOP EATING MA FOOD YOU LITTLE B- You close the door quickly and decide to be more carefull.

The oven
You look in the oven. I have no idea why you would look there but hey you can if you want.

Cupboard 1
You find a SPIDER!

Cupboard 2
You find a cake and try to eat some BUT YOU CANNOT EAT IT BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO DREAMCRITTING SO GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE FINGERS THE HECK AWAY FROM HIS FOOD!!

Cupboard 3
πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«πŸ₯«

Cupboard 4
You look into the cupboard and find a scrap of paper - keep it, it could be usefull, it says "Useless bit of paper made to troll people"

Cupboard 5
Locked lock

Cupboard 6
You see that the cupboard is very long
It seems to be a tunnel
You crawl through and end up in a room that has some more tunnels

Tunnel 1
You run forward into the tunnel and find that it is now very dark

Go back
You try to turn back but it is too dark, you don't know which way to go so you continue on.

Continue
You get the feeling that this was a bad idea, but you bravely continue on, dispite the strange noise behind you...
In the darkness you feel a door handle and turn it, the door leads into a room with a light! finaly a light so you can see! the room has several cupboards and boxes
Box 1
Empty

Box 2
🧸 You find a teddy, awww.

Cupboard 1
String 🧢🧢🧢🧢

Box 3
Box 3.5
Box 3.25
Box 3.125
N O T H I N G.




Box 4
Air

Box 5
πŸ“š

Box 6
dreamCritting's annoying castle thing that will annoy everyone as they get lost annoyingly in the strange cursed maze of rooms full of bizzare things and the unhealthy amount of second person writing


(Sorry)

Box 7
After opening yet another empty box you decide to stop and go back to see what is in the second tunnel.

Spider web
You start poking the spider web AND A HUGE SPIDER JUMPS OUT AND YOU RUN LIKE A PENGUIN WITH IT'S ASS ON FIRE!!!







Tunnel 2
This tunnel is as dark as the other one, but you keep on going, you really want to find out where it leads
You wish you had a torch
The tunnel leads to a room with a safe in the corner
You try to open the safe and to your surprise it is not locked, there is a sign on it saying "Warning: Do not open."

Be a good smart kid and leave the safe alone
Smart kid, well done.

No. Don't.
No.
Still no, go away.
Welp, I warned you
You open the safe and see a game

It looks fairly crap and quite boring but the warning signs all over the safe suggest it might be something more sinister that a mere game.

You open the case and see that the disc is gone, replaced by a note saying: "Copy 2 of 3 destroyed, just 1 left, wish me luck"

dreamCritting's annoying castle thing that will annoy everyone as they get lost annoyingly in the strange cursed maze of rooms full of bizzare things and the unhealthy amount of second person writing



















Spiral staircase going up
You walk up the staircase and wonder what you might find
At the top of the staircase you see 3 doors

door 1
This door leads into a library filled with bookshelves, you take a look around at all the books and consider reading a few.

πŸ“•
You try to read the book but find it very dull

πŸ“—
This book is very strange but you enjoy reading it.

πŸ“˜
Eww an educational book.

πŸ“™
This book is... questionable... I am rather concerned that you would read it but hey it's not my place to stop you.

πŸ“–
You find this book open on a table and you start to read, the book is so dull that you start to fall asleep...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
When you wake up you look at the clock on the wall,it seems you wasted 1 hour sleeping?! SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!



πŸ“”
The book has a golden 6 fingered hand with a number 4 on the front, but you are bored of reading and eager to explore so you ignore it.



door 2
This door leads into a wonderfully tidy bedroom
Cupboard 1
You see some nicely folded clothes

Cupboard 2
In the cupboard there is a box πŸ“¦
The box has an old printer inside. πŸ–¨οΈ and some other stuff, but most interesting of all is a MIGHTY DAGGER πŸ—‘οΈ but you are smart so you leave the dagger alone instead of getting fingerprints on it like some sort of peasant.


The nice pristine bed πŸ›οΈ
The bed is the nicest most pristine bed you have ever seen, there is a sign on it saying "Do not mess up this bed or a massive gorilla will yeet you out of the universe!"
Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.

Leave the bed alone
good boi.


Attempt to sit on the bed
You yeet your foul stupid pitifull form onto the nice pristine bed oh you should not have done that...
A MASSIVE GORILLA YEETS INTO THE ROOM AND RIPS YOUR LEG OFF IN A SPRAY OF BLOOD AND BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF YOU UNTILL YOU ARE REALLY REALLY DEAD!!!


THE END








🧹
You see a broom in the corner of the room

Sweep the floor like a good boi
Thank you! (:

Ignore it
):



Door 3
Door 3 leads into a long hallway with several doors
Door 1
This door leads into the bathroom
🧺 Laundry basket
Clean dreamCrittings clothes like a good boi
Thank you! (:

Leave the dirty clothes alone
):


πŸ—‘οΈ The bin
Why are you looking in the bin?

WHY?

🚽 Toilet
Just hold it in you wimp, you have a castle to explore

πŸ› Bath
NO TIME FOR BATH! GO EXPLORE!





Door 2
This door goes to a room with a huge TV
You are worn out from all this exploring so you decide to sit down to watch some TV, you see lots of interesting programs to watch:







Kids show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWp9IC1ZxI the "16+ only" bit is a joke, it's familly friendly.











Spiral staicase going down
You see a spiral staicase going down into the ground, you wonder what could be down there
The spiral staicase leads to a room with some doors

Door 1

This door leads into a long twisty hallway with loads of doors - most of them locked



Door 1
Locked

Door 2
Locked

Door 3
This door has a sign on it saying Meme vault, you open the door and see a cabinet full of hundreds of memes

Memes
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Door 2

This door leads to a room with a computer in on a table, the computer has a strange red glow and seems to be cursed...

Do you dare to turn it on?
As you turn the computer on it loads up a page of videos... CURSED VIDEOS...

























I might add more rooms soon but I don't really know.
CreditThe stupid amount of free time I have
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01/24/2020 1:36 am
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Gealx3
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I swept the floor, did the laundry, left the bed and safe alone :))))))))))))))))))))))))
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01/24/2020 2:00 am
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Modder
dreamCritting
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Good.
8
01/23/2020 7:30 am
Level 28 : Expert Dragonborn
Arsham81SBA
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When I see a cabinet full of hundreds of memes:

Image result for man explodes gif



7
01/22/2020 5:37 pm
Level 42 : Master Artist
Whiteout-
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I got to the memes and LEGIT been scrolling through the memes for 57 mins
7
01/22/2020 11:59 am
Level 29 : Expert Dragonborn
TobySuren
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I got... erm... the gorilla ending...

But I absolutely loved it!
6
01/22/2020 10:30 am
Level 47 : Master Dragon
niceboat_
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aww i like this
7
01/22/2020 5:57 am
Level 28 : Expert Dragonborn
Arsham81SBA
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Drop that diamond People Or I come to your house and steal all your underwear!
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