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Episode #1 - PMC Ragers

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Hello and welcome to Discovery Channel - PMC Edition. In this episode, we'll be looking at one of natures rarest creatures ever to stalk this land: The Ragers.



About the Ragers.

Ragers are quite rare creatures but more and more they seem to becoming quite common. This would probably be due to mating with the fellow Trolls. Ragers can be found on most popular places, such as Xbox Live, YouTube but most importantly, Planet Minecraft Chat. These Ragers have special abilities which are as follows:
  • Squeaker Voice
  • Hidden Power
  • Rage Attack

The squeaker voice is really distinguishable as a high pitch voice, sometimes mistaken for a female Rager (well they do almost sound the same). As soon as experienced people hear the voice, they automatically go in attack mode to try and provoke to Squeaker to come out of hiding and to use Rage Attack.
The Hidden Power move is a move all Ragers use when entering the chat, lobby or clicking the same page. It enables them to seem like an average person so no one thinks twice about them. But when things seem at the perfect level and someone has defused their MOAB on Black Ops 2, their Hidden Power move has no effect and they go in to Rage Attack mode.
Rage Attack mode is probably their most effective move that they have. When no one expects it, they lash out with foul words and threats, either through chat or through Private Messaging, and keep going making the guy on the other end having to buy new headphones. This normally result in kicks or bans towards the Rager but as these species are slowly becoming common, they seem to pop back up the next day.

Planet Minecraft have a lot of Ragers. Most of the time they lurk in chat, waiting to sometimes weeks before seizing there moment to annoy the Moderators. This could be:
  • Breaking the rules
  • Annoying the Moderators
  • Breaking the rules
  • Spamming
  • Spamming
  • Spamming
  • Breaking the rules
  • And annoying the Moderators

Once a Rager has been kicked, he is also known to reveal his last trick: by sending Hate Mail. Hate Mail is a last resort at annoying the user by sending a Private Message full of caps. Here is an example:

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That is a perfect example (and in no way edited.. Maybe the read writing..) of a mail you would receive from a Rager.

Unfortunately (or fortunately) this is all we have time for today. Keep on your guard, keep your eyes peeled (not literally, that would be quite sore) and keep on your guard..no wait.. And don't let your guard down..no!.. Uhm.. You get the point.

This, is the Discovery Channel - PMC Edition.
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08/27/2013 8:28 am
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Nahratt
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Hahahaha awesome! Dem Ragers xD
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08/20/2013 2:26 pm
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toofgib
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im actually a PMC ragger. diamond!
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08/18/2013 1:04 pm
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Awesome3475
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Very Nice.
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08/16/2013 9:15 am
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Death_Blade
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When did you make up squeaker voice?
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08/15/2013 11:46 am
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Gabysaurus
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Lol
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08/15/2013 10:49 am
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BlockyPanda
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You forgot the "Account-Hacking Friends" ^^
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08/15/2013 10:51 am
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Silver-sama
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The what..?
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08/15/2013 10:54 am
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BlockyPanda
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"I'm gonna get my mates mates to hack your account!" :P
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08/15/2013 10:56 am
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Silver-sama
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What about my mates mates mate, who's mates with his mates mates mates mate..mate?
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08/15/2013 11:00 am
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BlockyPanda
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Well... Trainstation
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