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I was bored so this cheered me up while making this.

Come on! We can do it! Im aiming for 500 views! Make it happen and I'll keep updating this article!
And would it hurt to ask for just 1 diamond? :3

CASE 1.
MrNoob2424 has joined the game.
Welcome MrNoob2424 to Planet PvP!
MrNoob2424: Goat simulator is awesome. I want op. that'd be even more awesome then goat simulator!
cailanrocks: Pfft, you ain- Oh. Yeah I'll op you!
cailanrocks fake opped MrNoob2424!
[CONSOLE] Opped MrNoob2424
[Admin] MrNoob2424: Omg thanks soooo much!
Notch: I seek you!
[Admin] MrNoob2424: wtf?
cailanrocks Banned MrNoob2424 for: Reason: Goat Simulator got simulated... I seek you!
Part 2
Console joined the game!
Welcome Console to Planet PvP!
Console: Hello, I'm an Admin from Planet Minecraft!
cailanrocks: Um... Yellow?
Console: It's Hello.
cailanrocks: Green? Blue, Orange!
Console: I don't have all day! :I
cailanrocks: .- .--. -.--.!
Console: That's ten diamonds down the drain!
cailanrocks:... Fine. How do you op people?
Console: It's /op
cailanrocks: OMG! You said op... I am afraid that's a bannable word...
Console: You crazyhead! Just give me that darj op or I'll hack the crap out of this piece of
cailanrocks Banned Console for: Reason: I put that pizza on everything!

PART III
Supperbone joined the game
Welcome Supperbone to Planet PvP!
Supperbone: me 3, me op!
cailanrocks Muted Supperbone for: 5 Minutes Reason: Baby is for seniors!
Supperbone left the game
-5:00 minutes later-
Supperbone joined the game
Supperbone: OK. I'm from PMC so op me now or you lose ten quintillion diamonds!!!!!
cailanrocks: Oh, you're from primitive monkey cattle? I bought ten monkey cows from there!
Supperbone: NO! PMC YOU IDIOT
cailanrocks: Ohhhh... Pretty Meatball Cakes!
Supperbone: screw you idiot!
cailanrocks Banned Supperbone for: Reason: That was offending... I like Primitive Meatball Cakes!

Part IV: Special: The Griefer that got away
Loldude joined the game.
Welcome Loldude to Illuminous PvP!
Loldude: Hello, I'm from Planet Minecraft and my name on it is BleepBlopBlox. I'm an admin, and was send a few seconds ago to review your server.
random2234: Yeah. You are an admin!
[ADMIN] Loldude: Omg!
Loldude deopped random2234
-The Ban Hammer Has Spoken!-
Loldude banned random2234 for: Reason: Holding, on the Defense, Number 64, Ten yard penalty, automatic first down
CONSOLE: Oh no you don't! You little Glufa!
/pex groups Loldude owner.
[-=OWNER=-] Loldude: What the gorilla?
CONSOLE: That's right! You little kitten! You can't get away with this nuclear-y- act!
[-=OWNER=-] What the Gas Station is going on here? This is just I like Trains! upped!
CONSOLE: You little son of a breadcrumb!
CONSOLE: BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAND!!!
Kicked from server: Reason: disconnect.lolithinkyouspammed.didyou?

Part V
PlurpleFaces joined the game.
Welcome PlurpleFaces to Planet PvP!
PlurpleFaces: Son! Ur in bigg truble
Poopface23 voted for free op!
PlurpleFaces: woah wi get fre op !
(Op) Poopface23: My friend is coming on soon!
PlurpleFaces voted and got a lucky vote for a free Ban!
Console banned PlurpleFaces for: Voting. Pay for an unnban at www.randommadeupserver.com/shop/item3849
(BUYCRAFT) PlurpleFaces just upgraded at www.randommadeupserver.com for a ban redemption!
------=BUYCRAFT=------
Purchase Credited!
Pardoned PlurpleFaces!
(Op) PlurpleFaces: Lel Imma ban all of you!
*cailanrocks is afraid
(Noob) PlurpleFaces: Wtf did you do to my darrn tag u idiot!
cailanrocks: Llama'd it!
(Exec. Llama) PlurpleFaces: u dumm!
cailanrocks: 10 20, 345:363 rururururururyin
(Co-llama) PlurpleFaces: Step deeng Idiut!
cailanrocks: Zilch! Omega, tramplus, kerplanus
The Ban Hammer has Spoken!
Banned IP: PlurpleFaces
Banned IP: 132.144.32.6.0

Part VI Pick your own adventure
You go to a server website. You see Minecade with 10000 people and experienced staff, and Noobderp with 3 noobs and an 8 year old child who doesn't know how to ip-ban. What do you choose? Keep reading. You join the server. You're welcomed. Do you say
A. On Minecade, say hello I'm from PMC
B. On Noobderp, say hello I'm from PMC
C. On Minecade, say gimme op or I'm gonna hack
D. On Noobderp, say gimme op or I'm gonna hack

A--
You: Hello, I am an Admin on Planet Minecraft and would like to review your server
You have been banned! Reason: PMC Scam

B--
You: Hello, I'm an Admin from PMC and would like to review your server
NerpyDerpy: go ahead
You: I need op first
NerpyDerpy: what?
You:/op You
You are now OP!
NerpyDerpy: Opped You
//wand
/tp 300,000,000 64 300,000,000
Position 1 set.
/tp -300,000,000 0 -300,000,000
Position 2 set
//set lava,water,sponge
5.76e18 blocks changed.
You have been kicked! Reason: null

C--
You: Imma hack this server
You have been banned! Reason: Hacking

D--
You: Imma hack this server
NerpyDerpy: Do it then.
You: Uh...
You left the game.
B won :3
Comment what you thought!


Part VII
Welcome RenegadeVersion to GalacticCraft
RenegadeVersion: May I have op
cailanrocks: Sure buyyy!
[Broadcast]: Opping Renegade
[CONSOLE]: cailanrocks opped RenegadeVersion
RenegadeVersion: thanks and now time to grief
cailanrocks: Narwhals! I get it now! NARWHALS!
RenegadeVersion: WTF
cailanrocks: Wait what? Llamas! Llamas you say?
cailanrocks: Now I know the truth! God spoke the truth!
RenegadeVersion: psycho
cailanrocks: He says you're chosen to be in the next testament
RenegadeVersion: NO!
RenegadeVersion has been banned for not choosing to be in god's next testament

Part VIII
Opmenow joined the game
Opmenow: <--
Opmenow has been banned for 00:01 for being noob
-1 Minute later-
Opmenow joined the game
Opmenow: SERIOUSLY OP ME NOW
cailanrocks: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Opmenow rage-quitted because cailanrocks killed him
Opmenow left the game.
-5 Minutes later-
Opmenow joined the game
Opmenow: Ha I got force op noob!
*sits there for ten minutes*
Opmenow's perspective:
/op Opmenow
You do not have access to this command.
/deop cailanrocks
You do not have access to this command.
/ban cailanrocks
You do not have access to this command.
/banip cailanrocks
You do not have access to this command.
/banip 000.000.00.000
You do not have access to this command.
You have been banned: Reason: Lol fail noob.

-Final- (For now) (lel)
Notch joined the game
Kifflom joined the game
[Owner]Eatapie: hai
Notch: hai im frum planet minekrwft in eed op now pl and thsnks
Kifflom:hai it paril thw oner of pla et mime raft weare rsviewingmur seever thsnks!
[Owner]Eatapie: lol you noobs aint getting op!
Notch: paril tell imwatll haooen?
Kifflom:ull getrket andmud onds be lovex eats rite u wont b luvvd u nub op me and him ao whe kan gref u!
Notch: ill banu frum u r wn srvr! Udumkiez unts anf awayz!
[Owner]Eatapie: Was banned
You are now vanished.
When you are vanished, players cannot see your name,
Use you in a command, or even know you're there.
Notch:lol wat a nub! he band himmm selllf!
Notch left the game
You banned player 'Notch'
Kifflom:lok ikr?
Kifflom: nautch?
Kifflom nachorino?
Kifflom left the game
You banned player 'Kifflom'


I'm sorry guys but I'm really out of ideas for this. Now my primary focus is Terraria meets Minecraft. Thanks! If you have an Idea that I can use, comment or PM me.
Thanks
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