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Fanjawi
Retired Moderator
Level 47 : Master Dragonborn
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Yoooo.. It’s here people..
Yall ain’t ready for this..
Here we go.

I got 2 dogs, D and A.
I study ‘em hard, but all I see is both of their brains twistin’.
They don’t know nothin’.
Now I gotta teach ‘em a lesson.

Hey Allergy, I missed you, Man.
Remember when I dissed you? Damn!
I called it a roast, but I wasn’t goin’ hard.
I ain’t scared to play with fire, you gonna be scarred.

It was exactly 2 years ago when you got grilled.
I’m not a butcher, but I think I killed!
I called you out but you didn’t respond.
Tell me, is that how you react when you get bombed?

You finally decided it was time to speak, congratulations!
Now it’s time for me to lay out the foundations.

You go on about my height. Yeah, I’m short.
But when someone calls you out, “I’m hurt!”
You lie about yourself all for sympathy.
You don’t like being smart, I guess that’s your allergy.

You hate it when people don’t diamond your skins.
I don’t blame them, you get the L and my team wins.
Man, I don’t know where to throw you, there’s too many bins!

Keep going on ‘bout my height, kid.
I love to sit back and seeing you throw a fit.
You’re talkin to the king, I’m the one royally ownin’ bugs.
Allergy, I’m your king and you’re just one of my scrubs.

You claim I’ll never find a wife.
I demand you to go get a life.
I’m gonna go out there gettin’ married.
After I end you, you will be sleepin’ buried.

1K subs, I know you’re proud of yourself.
But I know you didn’t do it all by yourself.
Hard work and dedication, that’s how it got me here.
I told you, you’re just one of my scrubs.
I didn’t have to pretend to be a girl and post teen skins for subs.

You say I’m adopted, look who’s talkin’?
I want you unwanted, that’s why I’m settin’ up your coffin.
I’m your first friend on PMC? Wait for me to stretch.
You’re a man’s best friend! Good boy, now go fetch.

I’m your master and you’re my dog.
Don’t mess up, otherwise I’m gonna set you on fire like smaug.
I asked for a nice dog, but I think they made a mistake..
I got the dumb version, I need the remake!

These people think they can speak,
I trash them with my technique.
They are my soldiers and I am their commander.
They look up to me, and that is why I’m their master.

Oh Drzzter, Drzzter, Drzzter.
I’m so disappointed in you.
So so disappointed in you.

Lookin’ back to when I met you, I thought you was cool.
Lookin’ back, Man, I’m a fool.
You’re nothin’ but talk.
All you do is lookin’ proud like a peacock.

I remember complimentin’ your skins,
But honestly they all look like twins.
They all look the same, I guess that’s what you call “style”.
It looks like all you did was Ctrl + V that file.

When I talk to you I be swankin’ cause I know you don’t like that.
But you won’t do anythin’ about it, lil girl, so I’ll look at you fall flat.
You try to copycat me cause I know I inspire you.
Whenever you imitate me, you celebrate like “Woo!”

I don’t get what you’re on
You’re my animal, I found you in the amazon.
I’m gonna pet you and leave you in your cage.
I’ll forget about you until you die of age.

I know you wanna be like me lil girl but it ain’t gonna happen.
I have somethin’ you lack, that’s called talent.
Keep doin’ what you’re doin’ cause you ain’t earnin my reSpec.
I keep doin’ it with real style, girl, I don’t do that low-tech.

You beg me to play with you after you talk smack.
Well, defend this, because here I am with the attack.
I’m the don who controls your brain.
Now shoo, go play that character you main.

Go on, leave me like Notch.
Go on, keep playin Overwatch.
That’s the only thing you’re good at.
In fact, you’re not even good at that.

I can knock you out like Creed.
You don’t have no passion.
The person you’re talkin to? I’m your Assassin'.

You’re my puppet and I control you.
When I tell people your name they be like, “Who?”

When I tell you to sit, you sit.
When I tell you to stand, you stand.
And when I’m done collectin’ cash,
I’m just gonna throw you in the trash.

The fact of the matter is
You look up to me, Drz.
Now I ain’t exactly a rapper.
But 1 thing’s for sure
You need to address me as your Master.

Drzzter, you’re just a filthy bee.
Now put on those glasses your OC wears and look at me
Cause I just wasted you in 3D.



Please Read
This blog is all in good heart, I don't mean to attack Allergy or Drzzter. They know about it and they are fine with it. I'm mainly writing this so the staff know it's just banter and I don't mean to hurt them.

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  • Dexheart
  • Level 55
  • Grandmaster Cowboy
  • August 20, 2017, 3:06 pm
omg it's actually good
I expected more from you Fanjawi, this is just distasteful! Wow!

"Go on, leave me like Notch.Go on, keep playin Overwatch."

You went too far man. Saying someone is playing that game is shameful to both yourself and others. People who play it need help, they don't need this man. Shame on you!

Now if you will excuse me, I will go play a game, that is in no way as cancerous and salty as Overwatch. That's right! League Of Legends! A game for people who care for the community, a game for people who don't go around and dress up like green cancer ninjas, a game where everyone with a sorta "asian" theme isn't extremely overpowered, a game where toxicity is nowhere near present! A GAME WHER-

- what the hell am I talking about? Oh, nice diss-track man, it's got everyth- NO MIC DROP!?!?!?
Jakerpaulers
  • Karrthus
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 51
  • Grandmaster Mlem Mlem Bat
  • August 20, 2017, 4:32 am
there is no mic drop at the end, downvoted
  • Ludicrous
  • Site Moderator
  • Level 63
  • High Grandmaster Senpai
  • August 19, 2017, 7:02 pm
savage
  • Desee
  • Level 20
  • Expert Artist
  • August 19, 2017, 5:59 pm
supa hot fire boi
  • HenHic
  • Level 22
  • Expert Artist
  • August 19, 2017, 5:03 pm
Daaaaaaaamn this is better than Roasted bread.
  • Deeno
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 40
  • Master Mlem Mlem Bat
  • August 19, 2017, 1:55 pm
  • Drzzter
  • Chat Moderator
  • Level 62
  • High Grandmaster Snark
  • August 19, 2017, 1:05 pm
you smell thoroughly unpleasant
  • Feriach
  • Level 41
  • Master Lumberjack
  • August 19, 2017, 12:16 pm
tl;dr
  • Allergy_Man
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Miner
  • August 19, 2017, 12:15 pm
❤️❤️❤️
  • Pyro -_-
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Pyro
  • August 19, 2017, 12:10 pm
This is what heaven must be like
  • Wyvern
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 30
  • Artisan Dragon
  • August 19, 2017, 11:40 am
O shit
  • Wyvern
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 30
  • Artisan Dragon
  • August 19, 2017, 11:40 am
Whadup
  • Olly
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Botanist
  • August 19, 2017, 11:35 am
truly a work of art
  • Crescendo
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 72
  • Legendary Bunny
  • August 19, 2017, 10:46 am
oml this is the best thing x'd
  • Keeks
  • Level 21
  • Expert Prince
  • August 19, 2017, 10:34 am
lmao nice
  • lartcepS
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 44
  • Master Toast
  • August 19, 2017, 10:33 am
You've earned my reSpec
  • Mursuppa
  • Site Moderator
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Guard
  • August 19, 2017, 10:24 am
lol
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